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Old September 8th, 2003, 11:58 PM   #1
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the redhead and I are done for good. I gave her the jack boot.

I was to spend the day tomorrow with the kunt, I took off work to see her for the day. Well she threw a shit fit when I said that I had a side job pop up that would pay me over $300 for a few hours work, maybe 3 tops.

So I asked her if she would be ok with me being late and not going out until mid afternoon? My mistake there, I should have just told her, not asked.

Well she went into full kunt mode and went all crazy on me. About how work is more important than her. No shit, I don't have money growing on trees in my back yard. She does not pay my bills, put away money so I can pay cash for a Viper. I owe money to no one. Not a bill to my name, besides the usual phone , cable, ins, power light, etc. I own what is mine not the bank or CC company. And it will stay that way.

I told her that was it. Told her that the blonde is more worthy of my time and she could just lose my number and forget where I live.

Last I heard she is crying her eyes out, her gf's have been calling me to find out what happened. Like it is any of there business.

You know, I feel like a weight has been lifted.

See ya big tits. [img]/images/graemlins/flipa.gif[/img]

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Old September 9th, 2003, 12:03 AM   #2
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fuck em, plenty more with tighter you know what's [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old September 9th, 2003, 12:06 AM   #3
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Be VERY, VERY Thankful this happened now. Listen to the voice of experience. Whatever you do, don't let her bitch girlfriends talk you into reconciling. Go to the blonde, NOW!! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old September 9th, 2003, 12:07 AM   #4
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I still have the local blonde action. 2 at a time sucks, too much work involved.

I do feel better now.
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Old September 9th, 2003, 12:10 AM   #5
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Be VERY, VERY Thankful this happened now. Listen to the voice of experience. Whatever you do, don't let her bitch girlfriends talk you into reconciling. Go to the blonde, NOW!! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
She is asleep now or I would be over there. School teacher and all, so she gets up early.

And I think I am going to do one of her girlfriends. The one she rents an apartment to. :doh: She has come on to me before so why not?

Fuck 'em all, and if there good do 'em twice. :thumb:

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Old September 9th, 2003, 12:12 PM   #6
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CHANGE YOUR LOCKS!
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Old September 9th, 2003, 01:26 PM   #7
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She has no keys and my Siberian hates her. I never give a key to any woman.

Done with my side job today and I feel great. Now I have the rest of the day to do whatever I want. Maybe a shore run, or a trip to Hooters for some wings and breasts. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Learned that lesson long ago: Redheads are crazy.

Find kickass blonde that is into cars and you'll be fine.

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Old September 9th, 2003, 01:55 PM   #9
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Learned that lesson long ago: Redheads are crazy.
So true, just don't know why she keeps coming back?

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Find kickass blonde that is into cars and you'll be fine.
Have one, she just lives too close. No buffer zone. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

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Old September 9th, 2003, 01:57 PM   #10
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh. The life of a bachelor.

Let's all live through Jerome! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old September 9th, 2003, 02:20 PM   #11
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Learned that lesson long ago: Redheads are crazy.

Find kickass blonde that is into cars and you'll be fine.

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Invite her friends over to the hot tub to discuss it. Before you successfully hold their heads underwater tell them one head bob means yes, two head bobs means no .....then talk all you like.
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Old September 9th, 2003, 02:24 PM   #13
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2 at a time sucks, too much work involved.
3 at a time is even worse, way too much "work"
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Act like you really care to her girlfreinds. Say that you need to "talk" with one of them about her lack of concern for you.

Then
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Old September 9th, 2003, 02:26 PM   #15
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Pics please...now that shes gone. We wanna see these tits you've been talking about. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old September 9th, 2003, 02:27 PM   #16
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the redhead and I are done for good. See ya big tits. [img]/images/graemlins/flipa.gif[/img]

SE come and get her.......
I dunno man, after hearing that I'm reconsidering. I work mega-hours so she'd be nothing but aggravation for me. Well that's a gross understatement if there ever was one ... considering I'd have to be juggling her, her tits, a wife and kids on the side. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Not gonna happen ... but thanks just the same Jerome. I appreciate the right of first refusal. :thumb:
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Old September 9th, 2003, 02:40 PM   #17
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the redhead and I are done for good. See ya big tits. [img]/images/graemlins/flipa.gif[/img]

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I dunno man, after hearing that I'm reconsidering. I work mega-hours so she'd be nothing but aggravation for me. Well that's a gross understatement if there ever was one ... considering I'd have to be juggling her, her tits, a wife and kids on the side. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Not gonna happen ... but thanks just the same Jerome. I appreciate the right of first refusal. :thumb:
Geez, what are you holding out for, Jerome himself?! :nuts:
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2 at a time sucks, too much work involved.
3 at a time is even worse, way too much "work"
Three is childs play - let me know when your ready for the big leauges and welcome to my world of no sleep. I am dropping two this week and picked a new one up for the rotation this weekend in Austin.
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Old September 9th, 2003, 02:43 PM   #19
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh. The life of a bachelor.

Let's all live through Jerome! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
Believe me, you don't want my life.



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Invite her friends over to the hot tub to discuss it. Before you successfully hold their heads underwater tell them one head bob means yes, two head bobs means no .....then talk all you like.
What is that saying about the company you keep? They are just like her, well except for the tits. Only one has some big 'uns.



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3 at a time is even worse, way too much "work"
Would not even attempt it.



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Act like you really care to her girlfreinds. Say that you need to "talk" with one of them about her lack of concern for you.

Then
Too late, they know I don't care.



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Pics please...now that shes gone. We wanna see these tits you've been talking about. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
In all of almost 39 years I have but 1 pic of a GF of mine. I just don't keep pics, I have a pornographic memory.


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I dunno man, after hearing that I'm reconsidering. I work mega-hours so she'd be nothing but aggravation for me. Well that's a gross understatement if there ever was one ... considering I'd have to be juggling her, her tits, a wife and kids on the side. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Not gonna happen ... but thanks just the same Jerome. I appreciate the right of first refusal. :thumb:
I kept my word, I said I would tell you when she was all yours and to come get her. Very smart move on your part btw.

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