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Old September 7th, 2003, 04:38 PM   #1
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well we hit the restaurant at 7:30ish and we gather around the bar area. i turn my shoulder once, when i look back i have drink number one in my hand. well 3 minutes later that baby was toast. Round 2 came around, then we made way to our table. well hell, 6 more drinks at the table had me feeling great. we left the restaurant and headed down to some other bars/restaurants. well it was that damn final drink in the restaurant number 2 that killed me. a seven and seven that Snatch gave me. this morning at breakfast, i ordered eggs and had one bite, i just couldnt eat. i had to go outside and walk around so i didnt puke in front of everybody. well my mouth was watering like i was about to puke, but i held it down ok. the drive home was long while i fought back the urge to throw up all over my viper [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

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Old September 7th, 2003, 05:34 PM   #2
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So I take it you skipped the Karts? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old September 7th, 2003, 10:53 PM   #3
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Yeah, I skipped the karting as well. He dropped me off and I think he just went home. Last night was nuts. I was done after Guero's as well but continued to have more and more drinks. I have no idea how I got back into the hotel or who opened the door. All I know is that this morning I woke up on the room floor with a house coat for a blanket.
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Old September 7th, 2003, 10:54 PM   #4
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Go take a shit, that usually helps. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]


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Old September 8th, 2003, 12:15 AM   #5
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never puked from drinking, but I hear it is gentler on your system if you puke it out.
It helps to drink some water afterward to prevent gastric acid from chewing up your teeth's enamel and/or your oesophagus...

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Old September 8th, 2003, 12:46 AM   #6
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Oxygen. Pure O2 for 15 minutes, then a coffee with cream to settle stomach.

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Old September 8th, 2003, 01:08 AM   #7
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asa, you don't do this in the morning before hunting do you?
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Old September 8th, 2003, 01:10 AM   #8
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Hangover remedies = hogwash


Just start drinking again...Start with a Bloody Mary so if feels like breakfast
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Old September 8th, 2003, 01:12 AM   #9
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Hell no, Night before, no alcohol, Hunting is a hobby I enjoy more than beer making.
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Old September 8th, 2003, 08:51 AM   #10
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You must be a total bore when hunting... :doh:
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Old September 8th, 2003, 09:29 AM   #11
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never puked from drinking, but I hear it is gentler on your system if you puke it out.
It helps to drink some water afterward to prevent gastric acid from chewing up your teeth's enamel and/or your oesophagus...
What's up with the giant zit pad on the end of your snout? Get into an ant pile while rooting for truffles?
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Old September 8th, 2003, 09:38 AM   #12
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Hangover remedies = hogwash


Just start drinking again...Start with a Bloody Mary so if feels like breakfast
Had a bloody mary morning yesterday as a matter of fact. Too many Maker's Mark on the rocks the night before; the only way back from the dead was to bite the hair of the dog that bit me.

I can see. . .this weekend. . . will get interesting.



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Old September 8th, 2003, 09:45 AM   #13
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Yeah, I skipped the karting as well. He dropped me off and I think he just went home. Last night was nuts. I was done after Guero's as well but continued to have more and more drinks. I have no idea how I got back into the hotel or who opened the door. All I know is that this morning I woke up on the room floor with a house coat for a blanket.
this one brought a tear to me eye...

Thanks for bringing back the memories...shit, so many parties can be summarized by Snatch's paragraph. I can't stop smiling. :thumb:
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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:28 AM   #14
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never puked from drinking, but I hear it is gentler on your system if you puke it out.
It helps to drink some water afterward to prevent gastric acid from chewing up your teeth's enamel and/or your oesophagus...
What's up with the giant zit pad on the end of your snout? Get into an ant pile while rooting for truffles?
I'd have to guess that it's Snake Bitten's dried up man-juice.
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Old September 9th, 2003, 01:10 AM   #15
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What's up with the giant zit pad on the end of your snout? Get into an ant pile while rooting for truffles?
It is "Le French Tickler," a strap-on snout for her pleasure. Manufactured by the Clitero de Bergerac Corporation.
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Old September 9th, 2003, 03:29 AM   #16
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What's up with the giant zit pad on the end of your snout? Get into an ant pile while rooting for truffles?
rooting for truffles? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Nah, too afraid of the marmotts!

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Old September 9th, 2003, 03:55 AM   #17
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never puked from drinking, but I hear it is gentler on your system if you puke it out.
It helps to drink some water afterward to prevent gastric acid from chewing up your teeth's enamel and/or your oesophagus...
What's up with the giant zit pad on the end of your snout? Get into an ant pile while rooting for truffles?
I'd have to guess that it's Snake Bitten's dried up man-juice.
He's a smoker, I doubt he can even make enough juice to drown an ant.
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