Lovsan/Blaster virus author nabbed

Lawrenzo · August 29th, 2003, 10:07 AM

They nabbed an 18 year old kid today that supposedly authored this pain in the ass. I think they should take him out to a parking lot and allow everyone that had to deal with his bullshit to cane his worthless ass. After that we can all pour iodine on his wounds and then throw him in jail with a few "bubas" for around 40 years with nothing but some "Jack & Jill" magazines. By the time he gets out he'll be so far behind the curve he will hopefully commit suicide and end his worthless time in our society [img]/images/graemlins/gasthrower.gif[/img]

**Whitebeard** · August 29th, 2003, 10:21 AM

He should have to pay society for the damage he did.

Nameless · August 29th, 2003, 10:21 AM

He did show a giant vulnerabilty in corporate networks. That thing moved FAST.

MM

SUN RA KAT · August 29th, 2003, 10:43 AM

He will probably get hired by those same networks to help them defend them against people like himself and will get rich doing so.

Lawrenzo · August 29th, 2003, 10:58 AM

I always thought that criminals weren't allowed to profit from anything after their crimes- if he does he should have to give all the money to some charity

But we should still get a chance to CANE HIM

SUN RA KAT · August 29th, 2003, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lawrenzo

But we should still get a chance to CANE HIM

What he did didn't affect me but I still want to cane him, so I get first dibs.

MHQC · August 29th, 2003, 11:06 AM

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I think they should take him out to a parking lot and allow everyone that had to deal with his bullshit to cane his worthless ass.

reminds me of that clip in the movie AIRPLANE, where that blonde bitch won't stop screaming and everybody lines up to calm her down...

**Whitebeard** · August 29th, 2003, 11:08 AM

"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home"

MHQC · August 29th, 2003, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by asa

"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home"

LOL

**Whitebeard** · August 29th, 2003, 11:57 AM

Elaine : Would you gentleman care to order your dinners?
Jiveman1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th'
java.
Subtitle: I WOULD LIKE THE STEAK PLEASE.
Jiveman2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some
draggin' fruit garden.
Subtitle: I'LL HAVE THE FISH.

**Whitebeard** · August 29th, 2003, 11:59 AM

Murdock : Flight 2-0-9er to Denver radio, climbing to cruise
at 42,000. Will report again over Lincoln. Over and
out.
Joey : Wait a minute! I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar.
You played basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Murdock : I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with some-
one else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey : You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got
season tickets.
Murdock : I think you should go back to your seat now Joey.
Right Clarence?
Oever : Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him
stay here.
Murdock : But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an
airline pilot.
Joey : I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't
work hard enough on defence. And he says that lots of
times, you don't even run down court. And that you
don't really try . . . except during the playoffs.
Murdock : The hell I don't!! ( grabs joey by collar ) LISTEN KID!
I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA.
I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your
old man to drag Walton and Denier up and down the
court for 48 minutes.
Oever : Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

J DAWG · August 29th, 2003, 12:10 PM

18 = adult = death

MHQC · August 29th, 2003, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by asa

Murdock : Flight 2-0-9er to Denver radio, climbing to cruise
at 42,000. Will report again over Lincoln. Over and
out.
Joey : Wait a minute! I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar.
You played basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Murdock : I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with some-
one else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey : You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got
season tickets.
Murdock : I think you should go back to your seat now Joey.
Right Clarence?
Oever : Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him
stay here.
Murdock : But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an
airline pilot.
Joey : I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't
work hard enough on defence. And he says that lots of
times, you don't even run down court. And that you
don't really try . . . except during the playoffs.
Murdock : The hell I don't!! ( grabs joey by collar ) LISTEN KID!
I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA.
I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your
old man to drag Walton and Denier up and down the
court for 48 minutes.
Oever : Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

shit ASA, did you just put the tape in? I just saw that movie a couple of nights ago. Still some funny shit. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

I still haven't gotten over my drinking problem...

**Whitebeard** · August 29th, 2003, 12:14 PM

Have it as an MPEG file on a RAID computer system. just pulled out metadata from a Closed caption track. Found in the vertical Blanking sequence.

**onguardjeff** · August 29th, 2003, 12:45 PM

I loved the autopilot schtick. Where she had to blow him or the plane would dive strait down. And, afterwards they both have a cigarette.

I need a vector Victor.
Roger, Roger.

J DAWG · August 29th, 2003, 12:49 PM

surely you can't be serious

**onguardjeff** · August 29th, 2003, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by J DAWG

surely you can't be serious

Don't call me Shirley.

MHQC · August 29th, 2003, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by onguardjeff

Quote:

Originally Posted by J DAWG

surely you can't be serious

Don't call me Shirley.

it's a big white place where doctors work...but that isn't important right now.

**onguardjeff** · August 29th, 2003, 02:17 PM

I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

CollinsvilleZ · August 29th, 2003, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SUN RA KAT

He will probably get hired by those same networks to help them defend them against people like himself and will get rich doing so.