So I go to the grocery store to get my daily supply of the "water of life." Bidness as usual.
This particular trip I went to a crappy store that always pisses me off for whatever reason. (Slow checkout lanes, drooling retirees, limp wristed cashier fucks, etc... we've all been to these places.)
Anyway, after standing in the 20 minute "express lane" I'm starting to overheat becoz it's an extra 20 minutes of my drinking time thats being cut into by herd animal stupidity.
...Finaly I'm out o' there.
I step back into the pounding Arizona sun, slip into the snake and fire her up. Me and "red betty" make a right turn out into the right lane of the main street. At the same time from across the street a soccer mom in (OMG...Gasp) an SUV makes a left turn onto the same street and tries to gun it over three lanes into the lane that I"m already in... the far right lane on my side of the street. I give ol'Betty some goose and pull ahead of soccer mom and get into the middle lane. Soccer mom then pulls next to me and rolls down her window. Please remember that I was in a foul mood coz I was anxious to start sippin some suds and watch hijacked porno movies on black box cable.
Soccer mom (gibbering like a rabid monkey): "You know you cut me off back there! Blah blah blah...I had the right of way."
The fool: "Go fuck yourself!"
Soccer mom (dazed and confused by the fools animal like ferocity): "Duuuhhhh.. Don't..don't you even think about it!"
The fool (smirking): "Lady, you MUST be delirious from the heat. Like I'd EVER think about doing it with something like you....Hag!"
Soccer mom then proceeds to floor it and make a right turn onto another street. I casualy make my way back here to Flynns to start slammin brewski's.
There were obviously a million more things I could have said to her... but I wasn't in the mood for verbal banter.
Usualy I might of just looked at her and said... "Sorry babe...by the way, you've got a piece of snot hanging off your nose."
Anyway, the question is... did I or did I not have the right of way?
Also should she have been terminated at birth for being the uptight stupid bitch that she was???
If she already had control of the middle lane and you goosed it to get in front then you are in the wrong. If neither had control of the lane and she hit you in the rear then you simply say that as you recall you were already in the lane and she hit you. If you hit her in hte side or rear, you comment on how you had control and she made an abrupt lane change. Get her to admit where she was pulling out and she is dead because in order for her to get topoint a she had to be driving agressive and unsafe.
It has been years since I handled auto but from what I recall this would be the best way it shoudl be explained by you depending on what happened and where the impact areas were.
Since there was no contact, I would have said "Phuck you bitch and your ugly a$$ kid. You should have spoek to me more nicely!" Of course depending on how crazya nd creative you are, you could then go off acting like a crazy dude in a Viper. Start talking to yourself ect...get the wild eyes. But then again it is fricken hot out and you want to open that brew! But it would have been funny to turn her pi$$y face into, I just phucked with the wrong person look and have her roll up her windows and speed off! And bonus if you can make the kid cry! Bonus bonus points if you follow them for a couple of streets. Not to close to get shot in case they have a gun but enough to scare the $hit out of the and they might think before they start yelling at someone they don't even know.
Jokester... we need to get together and pull back some cold ones soon!!!
I am not picky if it will give me a buzz, I will drink it.
You were speaking of porn, damn I watched that Jenna on E show, I didn't know she lived in Scottsdale. Damn she is fine when she looks normal and not all slutted up. Ok she looks good slutted up as well! Damn I wouldn't mind spilling my water on her T-shirt in public!
Fuckin' A you had the right of way. Anyone turning across three lanes of traffic has no right of way. Bitch!
You just had my hag run-in ... Az style. Did you want to bash her skull in? Wooops!! Don't do it ... don't even think about it or they'll see it in your eyes and lie to John Law. Everyone believes a hag and no one believes a dude in a Viper.
Listen... Any Soccer Mom or WHOEVER that gets in the way of some serious Drinkin' time and Black box (lol) Pwernos gets, naaay DESERVES what they got comin' to them!
Yes you had the right if way, if she had hit you her insurance would have had to pay, hint: fall out of the car and flop around like a dead chicken. Then call red5
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