Im off to visit the People's Republik of Kalifornia

**Smokin** · August 27th, 2003, 04:00 PM

Leaving to go visit family the communist state tomorrow. I actually like Texas better than that gestapo hell hole now. I'll have to take a long cold shower to rid myself of hippi cooties when I get back.

**SeriousEric** · August 27th, 2003, 04:02 PM

Insist that a lady ranger do the cavity search for vegetables at the border.

Joker · August 27th, 2003, 04:05 PM

Remember to leave your chaps at home. I hear some of the queers there really dig men in leather chaps. Bring duct tape as well for protection. Good luck and remember you represent Freedom so carry yourself accordingly!

weeztones · August 27th, 2003, 04:08 PM

Are you driving your jacked up SUV with the brushgaurd on it? You might also want to leave your cowboy hat at the house. Just helping you out Smoke, enjoy yourself.

par · August 27th, 2003, 04:17 PM

And stomp off the cow dung from the shoes when you cross the state line. Californians are sensitive about those things...

RedFive · August 27th, 2003, 04:37 PM

Remeber, Too many nuts and Berries and your ass will pay the price the next three days.

Makara · August 27th, 2003, 04:39 PM

Shoot me an email if you are around LA.

Lawrenzo · August 27th, 2003, 05:31 PM

Why don't you wait till October so we can get another Republican vote on the board

**Smokin** · August 27th, 2003, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawrenzo

Why don't you wait till October so we can get another Republican vote on the board

absentee ballot!

**Lawboy** · August 27th, 2003, 06:53 PM

have a good time smoke

**SeriousEric** · August 27th, 2003, 06:55 PM

Don't bend over for the wooden hanger in the Bruno Magli dressing room.

CollinsvilleZ · August 27th, 2003, 06:59 PM

I think that everyone has pretty well summed it up. Fruits, ass protection, etc. So, enjoy your visit and it of course will remind you how much better Texas is than most any state. :thumb: [img]/images/graemlins/yay.gif[/img]

Joker · August 27th, 2003, 07:24 PM

One other thing, be sure to fly the Communist Flag proudly over there!

**Roadkill** · August 27th, 2003, 09:22 PM

Did i miss something?? I thought Smokin was a kalifornia transplant in Texas?? He's off to visit his family if you all missed that small fact.

Joker · August 27th, 2003, 09:25 PM

No we did not miss that, Smoken wised up and moved out of the phucked up state. He needs to rescue the rest of his family from Kalifornia.

Mark O · August 28th, 2003, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin

Leaving to go visit family the communist state tomorrow.

And just when they thought they were rid of you!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

ZO6DUST · August 28th, 2003, 10:39 AM

Did she actually make it to pick you up?

**Smokin** · August 28th, 2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ZO6DUST

Did she actually make it to pick you up?

Yes! :thumb: And Im already in Cali.

**Whitebeard** · August 28th, 2003, 04:29 PM

Sorry to hear that Smoke. Try to have a nice time. Don't let the [img]/images/graemlins/greddy.gif[/img]
benders get the best of you. Lock and load, dude.

Captain Bli · August 30th, 2003, 03:30 AM

Awwwwww the texans are brain washing you..[img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] kalifornia sucks i don't even like to visit.