he's my age. He's just new and trying to be "buddy buddy" I think it's lame. There's being friendly at work and that's fine but don't talk to me here like we're at the damn bar or some shit.
So many people social retards in the office. I get annoyed by the ones that have that phoney laugh like they're trying to be all around great folks, or the loud mouth that wants to be in on all the fun and tries to say something funny all the time.
Then you have the loud talkers. Dipshits. They want to carry on a conversation about some stupid movie so loud that everyone in the office can hear, including the boss who is wondering why they're yapping instead of working.
ugh he just came over to see "what's up" as I'm sitting here typing out instructions on how to do my job (he couldn't spell "titanium" the other day ) so I know he'll need this. I asked him what he has to do and he reply's "just a bunch of stupid shit." This is his 6th day on the job
It's only 10:00Am and he's already wandering around and he has stuff to do. What is this elementary school?
ugh he just came over to see "what's up" as I'm sitting here typing out instructions on how to do my job (he couldn't spell "titanium" the other day ) so I know he'll need this. I asked him what he has to do and he reply's "just a bunch of stupid shit." This is his 6th day on the job
It's only 10:00Am and he's already wandering around and he has stuff to do. What is this elementary school?
Maybe you just need to hold his hand.
Send him out to get you lunch or something. Better yet, send him out to get lunch for the entire department.
yeah now he's bugging me to leave for lunch. I've got stuff to do and I have to go to best buy on lunch to pick up some camera stuff [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] . He stats whining if we're gone for luch over 30 mins. Earth to him nobody cares. Then he tried to tell me how to plan my afternoon around going to pick up a car.
So give him a valuable lesson, get the real boss to tell him "shape up or we'll drop you". It's surely a lesson he needs to have before he gets the kind of life where he must have an income to support a family.
yeah now he's bugging me to leave for lunch. I've got stuff to do and I have to go to best buy on lunch to pick up some camera stuff [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] . He stats whining if we're gone for luch over 30 mins. Earth to him nobody cares. Then he tried to tell me how to plan my afternoon around going to pick up a car.
yeah now he's bugging me to leave for lunch. I've got stuff to do and I have to go to best buy on lunch to pick up some camera stuff [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] . He stats whining if we're gone for luch over 30 mins. Earth to him nobody cares. Then he tried to tell me how to plan my afternoon around going to pick up a car.
Does he chew with his mouth open? Where I'm from, that is punishable by death.
I'm exaggerating it a bit for the board, maybe get a chuckle or two.
He is a real dipshit tho. I'm sitting here eating at my desk and he decides it's time to come over and have a conversation. Did nobody teach him anything? I wish I was gonna be around for his first handshake with the CEO, he'll probably try to give him a high 5 or some shit.
take him out, get him sooo shitfaced he vomits on the hotchick hes hitting on(yet has no chance of hookin up with) get him in a fight, and then make sure he goes home only to wake up hungover for the next morning; he'll leave ya alone
Did nobody teach him anything? I wish I was gonna be around for his first handshake with the CEO, he'll probably try to give him a high 5 or some shit.
