It's fucking annoying to be on the defensive all the time.
Let's put aside our differences for a moment and enjoy some good old French insults. With translations.
So you can truly use the classic "Pardon my french"!
LA taloche dans la trogne!
=(deserving of...) a slap in the face (trogne from trognon = apple core)
LE coup de poing dans le sifflard.
=(deserving of...) punch in the nose (stuffed nose whistles, sifflet=whistle... thus the slang)
UNE grosse baffe sur la tempe.
=(...) a big whack on the skull's temporal area
UN grand coup de latte dans les roubignolles.
=(...) a big kick in the balls
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. — The Merovingian, in the Matrix Reloaded
=Holly motherfucking Asshole-Moron from your Goddam shitty brothel whore slut Mom
French lets you link crap up more easily than English.
Espece de Raclure de fond de tiroir
=insignificant piece of residue from the bottom of a drawer
Andouille au comprenoir engorge
=Idiot with clogged up ears
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