Yes, Uday revolts me, but the thought of beating ragheads til they squeal and hop around on hot-feet gives me a definite erection.
So the erection would be a result of some sort of combined sadism/iraqi/foot fetish?
I think you need to increase your dosage to nooners and nighters. If that doesn't work, it's eunich time!
Do I need to be a sadist to want to beat the feet of Fedayeen Saddam? I don't think so, in fact I would question why you wouldn't be sporting a full-on evil robot chubby over that one?
Yes, Uday revolts me, but the thought of beating ragheads til they squeal and hop around on hot-feet gives me a definite erection.
So the erection would be a result of some sort of combined sadism/iraqi/foot fetish?
I think you need to increase your dosage to nooners and nighters. If that doesn't work, it's eunich time!
Do I need to be a sadist to want to beat the feet of Fedayeen Saddam? I don't think so, in fact I would question why you wouldn't be sporting a full-on evil robot chubby over that one?
I'm not sure I can enjoy any event with a man squealing to the point of sporting wood. I see the pleasure derived from a squealing Iraqi, but I don't think I could develop sexual stimulation from it.
Then again, I ain't been married for 8 billion years, either! :fist:
Oh you're so fucking dull. With that prudish attitude you won't stay married for 8 years much less my 8 billion.
So when things get boring in the bedroom, you grab a nearby muslim, hog-tie him in the bedroom, strip down to your spiderman boxers, and beat him with a cane while your swing from the ceiling fan, much to the amusement (or bemusement) of your more conservative wife?
Oh you're so fucking dull. With that prudish attitude you won't stay married for 8 years much less my 8 billion.
So when things get boring in the bedroom, you grab a nearby muslim, hog-tie him in the bedroom, strip down to your spiderman boxers, and beat him with a cane while your swing from the ceiling fan, much to the amusement (or bemusement) of your more conservative wife?
Do you let him watch?
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did that come natural or did you have to dig deep down for this one?
Oh you're so fucking dull. With that prudish attitude you won't stay married for 8 years much less my 8 billion.
So when things get boring in the bedroom, you grab a nearby muslim, hog-tie him in the bedroom, strip down to your spiderman boxers, and beat him with a cane while your swing from the ceiling fan, much to the amusement (or bemusement) of your more conservative wife?
Do you let him watch?
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did that come natural or did you have to dig deep down for this one?
I spent about a week working on it - and I've been baiting Eric and trying to lead him into this line of discussion so I can use this phrase. I sit up at night and think up stuff that you guys might think is funny, and file it on my computer in a database for later use.
I'm actually a bit upset that Eric didn't like it - I'm thinking of OD'ing on mountain dew. That'll teach him. Then he'll be sorry.
Oh you're so fucking dull. With that prudish attitude you won't stay married for 8 years much less my 8 billion.
So when things get boring in the bedroom, you grab a nearby muslim, hog-tie him in the bedroom, strip down to your spiderman boxers, and beat him with a cane while your swing from the ceiling fan, much to the amusement (or bemusement) of your more conservative wife?
Do you let him watch?
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did that come natural or did you have to dig deep down for this one?
I spent about a week working on it - and I've been baiting Eric and trying to lead him into this line of discussion so I can use this phrase. I sit up at night and think up stuff that you guys might think is funny, and file it on my computer in a database for later use.
I'm actually a bit upset that Eric didn't like it - I'm thinking of OD'ing on mountain dew. That'll teach him. Then he'll be sorry.
Now resetting to a Seven-esque crime spree wherein I Kevin Spacey out, abduct and force you to drink Mountain Dew until you die in the name of making some strange biblical point ... Now that appeals to me. Possibly sexually as well.
Oh you're so fucking dull. With that prudish attitude you won't stay married for 8 years much less my 8 billion.
So when things get boring in the bedroom, you grab a nearby muslim, hog-tie him in the bedroom, strip down to your spiderman boxers, and beat him with a cane while your swing from the ceiling fan, much to the amusement (or bemusement) of your more conservative wife?
Do you let him watch?
[img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
did that come natural or did you have to dig deep down for this one?
I spent about a week working on it - and I've been baiting Eric and trying to lead him into this line of discussion so I can use this phrase. I sit up at night and think up stuff that you guys might think is funny, and file it on my computer in a database for later use.
I'm actually a bit upset that Eric didn't like it - I'm thinking of OD'ing on mountain dew. That'll teach him. Then he'll be sorry.
Now resetting to a Seven-esque crime spree wherein I Kevin Spacey out, abduct and force you to drink Mountain Dew until you die in the name of making some strange biblical point ... Now that appeals to me. Possibly sexually as well.
Next time your thoughts of me lead to popping a boner, do me a favor and DON'T tell me, mmmmkay?
See that's just lame as shit. Ending this with the default 4th grade "you're a homo" return. There's waaaaay too much of that around here, which is why I want to nuke that fuckin' gay smiley ... I expected better repartee from you. I can get low I.Q. ping-pong from any number of dorks around here. Strive to do better lest I develop a taste for your liver.
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