Heres the Evidence:
[image]http://www.viperalley.com/uploads/112720-remster_3931.jpg[/image]
First off we have a receding hairline of the highest order. Tiny bit of pubic hair growth festering on top like black mold growing atop a pink colored 4 month old rotten boiled egg. Now lets analyze the complextion. Dont they call that splotchy red color ROSACIA? Heres the defintion from Yahoo....
The cause of rosacea is unknown. The disorder involves enlargement of the blood vessels just under the skin. It occurs most often in fair skinned people, particularly those who blush easily. Women are more commonly affected, but men are usually more severely affected. Symptoms usually begin between ages 30 to 50. Rosacea may be associated with other skin disorders (acne vulgaris, seborrhea) or eye disorders (blepharitis, keratitis).
Sounds about right?
Fuckin chunks of black above the eyes look like charcoal smudges. Did you use this to draw those smudges on?
[image]http://www.kingsford.com/images/kingsford_msqtbag150.jpg[/image]
You know, lancome, estee lauder, and other FRENCH WOMEN cosmetic companies offer more practical solutions....
The skin tone is actually a lot more purplish, especially around the nose area. But I toned it down with photoshop.
Drunk by 8am, supporting the wine industry. [img]/images/graemlins/freak3.gif[/img]
(No really, I didn't want to disappoint Shmuckin, he looks like he actually researched for that post!
Truth is my skin's fine, the pic was taken with my Nikon D1 and that heap just won't get the white balance right. Everything was yellow, had to tweak it to look decent. Or maybe you need to reset the color temp on your CRT, things look just peachy on my LCD screen.)
Sorry, but LCDs are well-known for their very poor color reproduction. My wife is in the ad biz doing things like graphic art and video editing and that crew won't go anywhere close to an LCD. (I was pretty surprised Apple switched to them, actually.)
Nikon D1s are horrible at skin tones. Takes alot of work to try and get them decent, but better off just a D1X (around $3800 these days).
On my main computer I use an LCD and a CRT - LCDs are great for text, but images leave alot to be desired (and video). I assume the newest generation is starting to address that - I have the Samsung 191t and there is a new 21" version out ($1399! yikes).
I great flatscreen CRT is a must have for imaging, videos and gaming. LCDs are way behind.
I am reminded everytime I smell his posts on here why I hate him...
I think he's funny. When he truly does get obnoxious (like right before the war over on .com), then I'll roast his ass. The thing about remster is he's like a dog ... let's say a poodle. He responds well to beatings as long as they're for cause. When the poodle lays a smoker on the rug you beat the crap out of him with a rolled up Le Monde, but every dog owner knows you don't just wail on the poodle full-time. Unless you're me, you don't wake up, walk out into the backyard and say - "Think I'll have a go at the poodle with my new shovel this morning." But that's me, I'm not a dog owner so I don't care if it turns man-eater.
However, since we have to live with remster, you'd may as well start trying to train him, not turn him into something more feral and devious than he already is.
Remster is like a turd that won't go down. You keep flushing and the turd keeps coming back. What does it want? Why won't it go away?
Well in this case I guess this turd won't go away cause if he went back to France he's probably still young enough that he'd have to serve in the military since he came here as a deferred conscript. I guess the idea of him being trained by experts at how to drop a rifle and run scares him so much that he ran here.
