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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:21 PM   #1
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Fuck Microsoft

Fuck Microsoft
Fuck Port 135
Fuck Port 80
Fuck Symantec
Fuck Novell
Fuck Novell again just for being so fucking lame and making ZENworks.
Fuck Dell and their indian reps
Fuck Asia
Fuck Europe
Fuck the fucking fuckers that fucking wrote this fucking worm shit.



I swear, If I find out it was MP, SE or SRTMike who wrote this shit, I'm going to fly there and personally kick them square in the balls.





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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:22 PM   #2
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:23 PM   #3
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Re: Fuck Microsoft

see, eric, i told you it would work
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:24 PM   #4
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Re: Fuck Microsoft

Fuck the fact i'm hypoglycemic and haven't eaten in 18 hours.
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:25 PM   #5
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Re: Fuck Microsoft

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Fuck the fact i'm hypoglycemic and haven't eaten in 18 hours.
Did all your food burn up in the garage fire??
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:26 PM   #6
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Re: Fuck Microsoft

I had a Virus last night it was called downloader-DA


I was just checking my emails and clicked on spam...and poof...the Virus scan popped up.







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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:27 PM   #7
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Fuck the people who keep paging me overhead.
Fuck getting called at 3am
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:29 PM   #8
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ok i'm done
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:31 PM   #9
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I better not keep popping this legal speed... can't be good for the ticker.
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:32 PM   #10
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You seem unusually happy today...
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:33 PM   #11
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A favorite of mine. you reminded me of it Maxx...
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:37 PM   #12
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see, eric, i told you it would work
we fucked Maxx.
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:40 PM   #13
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I knew it.


Bastard.
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Old August 19th, 2003, 02:59 PM   #14
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Re: Fuck Microsoft

I had nothing to do with it! Smackie is probably the most guilty one here - go get him!

[img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Yeah, MS really needs to clean up their act. It's getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous. I look at my "add/remove" programs thing in XP, and I'm sickened by how many hotfixes it has installed.
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Old August 19th, 2003, 03:05 PM   #15
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Re: Fuck Microsoft

You did it out of spite, admit it [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]


It has been an interesting day today. The push of the updates has caused more issues than the actual worm did! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]



I feel much better now, I ate my breakfast a minute ago and deleted 40 voice mails all on the same damn problem (as if calling me directly is going to magically fix everything).


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Old August 19th, 2003, 03:11 PM   #16
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Re: Fuck Microsoft

Jesus Christ. No OS is impenetrable. If you are on 80% of the world's computers, you'll receive almost 100% of the crack attempts and other e-idiot tricks. It'd be more fucked if the entire world ran on Linux because there would be 845 different poorly-run businesses trying to exact customer solutions.

The people writing software at MS are amazing, but there is no such thing as perfect software. Never will be. If you think you can do better, send in a resume. 99.999999% of the folks that do aren't as good as they thought they were and haven't the slightest idea how to manage a product.

Seriously, sit down and write that competitive OS that will work perfectly for a billion end users. I'm sure it's not so hard.
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Old August 19th, 2003, 03:18 PM   #17
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Re: Fuck Microsoft

Who said I wanted a perfect OS? Security is an illusion, always will be. These holes have been known for quite some time.


And yes, I know many people who work for MS. We're an beta shop for them here. Shit, there might even be a campus in SC before to long. I just gave our rep hell, as he just happened to drop in to see how 03 is working on the worst day [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

I am not a Linux advocate like some. It's a good concept, but still very far out before it will ever be mainstream.


I forget, do you work for Microsoft smackie?


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Old August 19th, 2003, 03:33 PM   #18
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I forget, do you work for Microsoft smackie?
Used to.
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Old August 19th, 2003, 03:38 PM   #19
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Maxx, you seem on edge. Have you been tested for Parkinsons? You might want to have that checked out.
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Old August 19th, 2003, 03:39 PM   #20
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Re: Fuck Microsoft

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Maxx, you seem on edge. Have you been tested for Parkinsons? You might want to have that checked out.

Hmmmm... Not sure but I think that was a poke.
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