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Old January 24th, 2003, 09:58 AM   #1
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Twins!!

Well, last night was good my friends!! Hooked up with a twin and shes pretty damn cute! Anyway, this leads me to a question. I met a girl awhile back and we became pretty good friends. She is really cool but not really my type. She REALLY likes me but I'm content with just being friends with her. She has a TON of hot friends but I've had at least three of them tell me that they would love to go out with me but they dont want to hurt their friends feelings (this being the girl that likes me). This has really put a damper on my day!!

Back to the twin..she is a friend of the girl I mentioned above. Its her friends B-day party tonight and it looks like it will be about 10 honeys and myself going out tonight! [image]http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/ups/layla_phoenix/boobies.gif[/image]

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Old January 24th, 2003, 10:07 AM   #2
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[quote=Jeff M] She is really cool but not really my type. <hr /></blockquote>

I figured that when you said she was a girl.
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Old January 24th, 2003, 10:08 AM   #3
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so cruel Chuck, so cruel.

and Jeff.....HIT IT!
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Old January 24th, 2003, 10:09 AM   #4
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Ok seriously, this sounds like a plea for help from the babe master.

Tag them all.
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Old January 24th, 2003, 10:11 AM   #5
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[quote=Chuck 98 RT10] Ok seriously, this sounds like a plea for help from the babe master.

Tag them all. <hr /></blockquote>

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Old January 24th, 2003, 10:12 AM   #6
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I thought this was gonna be about Turbo's tho
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Old January 24th, 2003, 10:14 AM   #7
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[quote=Craig201MPH] I thought this was gonna be about Turbo's tho <hr /></blockquote>

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You're right, other cars should stay outta here.







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Old January 24th, 2003, 10:55 AM   #9
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Old January 24th, 2003, 11:24 AM   #10
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Who cares about the fat one. You must devise reasons to date at least one of the hot friends. Dating multiple ones can be hazardous to your health though.
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Old January 24th, 2003, 11:32 AM   #11
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LOL...Smokin' knows me all to well! I never said the one I dont like was fat but you called it!! Bingo! Shes not fat but I like them pretty thin!

Trust me..I wanna score with several of her friends but they are all hesitant because they dont wont to "hurt" the chubby ones feelings. What kinda crap is that? Can a guy get some poon or what!
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Old January 24th, 2003, 01:22 PM   #12
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Just tell them it can be "your little secret".

I'm not seeing a problem.

If you wanna tag more than one of them, you're gonna have to keep that shit quite until you've hit all that you want any way. Otherwise, they'll talk. And chicks talkin' is never good. If they're talking, they can't be suckin'
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Old January 24th, 2003, 02:24 PM   #13
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Just go for the one you want. The shit talking will never stop cause it's in women's nature. If you want to nail several, just make sure you don't fuck over the first one. Gotta make it look like their fault you broke up. I always try to have them fuck their ex to get rid of 'em. Makes them feel like complete shit and lets you off the hook guilt free.
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[quote=Chuck 98 RT10] [quote=Jeff M] She is really cool but not really my type. <hr /></blockquote>

I figured that when you said she was a girl. <hr /></blockquote> talk about a :nuts:
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Old January 24th, 2003, 04:21 PM   #15
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"I met a girl awhile back and we became pretty good friends. She is really cool but not really my type. She REALLY likes me but I'm content with just being friends with her. She has a TON of hot friends but I've had at least three of them tell me that they would love to go out with me but they dont want to hurt their friends feelings (this being the girl that likes me). This has really put a damper on my day!! "

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There lying. If there's one thing I learned during my 'player' years, it's girls are not loyal to there friends. Quite the contrary, I found it easier to 'hook up' with a best friend of someone I was dating, than some stranger at the bar. It's kinda like this: Guys are loyal to there friends, and not always to there woman. Woman are loyal to there man, and hardly ever loyal to there friends. It's a sick world, but you can think of this post when you f*cking one a month from now.....

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Jeff,
Unfortunatly for you, it sounds like they think you are gay.
So, don't tell them otherwise... Get a couple of them really drunk and break out the wood.

I miss being single.

Oh yeah, girls secretly think its cool when a guy can date their freinds. but they won't ever admit it. Get between two or three girls and you will find yourself in a fuck feast. But only for a little while, then they will all go away. Unless your with one of them more than the others, in which case, she will banister her other two freinds from ever seeing or hearing from either of you and its happy camping.
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This is great advice..I think I will save this post and show my kids.... NOT! [img]/images/graemlins/freak3.gif[/img]

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Old January 24th, 2003, 04:53 PM   #18
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[quote=Red5] Jeff,
Unfortunatly for you, it sounds like they think you are gay.
So, don't tell them otherwise... Get a couple of them really drunk and break out the wood.

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Old January 24th, 2003, 05:10 PM   #19
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Just never forget:
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Old January 24th, 2003, 05:12 PM   #20
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Are you speaking from experience?? LOL
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