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Old October 15th, 2008, 02:48 PM   #1
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Madonna's back on the market
Looks like she's getting divorced again. Anybody want her?
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Old October 15th, 2008, 02:52 PM   #2
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Who would want the dried fruit bat?

I wasn't never impressed with her.
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Old October 15th, 2008, 03:00 PM   #3
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Didn't she cease to be relevant 20 years ago?
I don't think there has EVER been a person more impressed with themselves (other than possibly Oprah) than her.
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Old October 15th, 2008, 03:01 PM   #4
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High miles. Riden hard, put away wet. Lots of after maket parts. Not numbers matching.
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Old October 15th, 2008, 03:29 PM   #5
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High miles. Riden hard, put away wet. Lots of after maket parts. Not numbers matching.
Not to mention frame damage with bad paintwork. Looks like the Kabbballla hasn't been kind to her. Kinda sucked the life out of her.

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Old October 15th, 2008, 04:01 PM   #6
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Not to mention frame damage with bad paintwork. Looks like the Kabbballla hasn't been kind to her. Kinda sucked the life out of her.

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Look at that unibrow and mustache on her kid. What did she mate with, a mountain gorilla?
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Old October 15th, 2008, 04:51 PM   #7
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Another self-righteous cunt that needs to shut her fucking mouth.
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Look at that unibrow and mustache on her kid. What did she mate with, a mountain gorilla?
Is that really her kid , or is she helping feed the hungry somewhere ?
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Apparently, she gets a colonic twice a week. So the poop shoot is a go if that's your vice. I'm sure that adds value to some of you twisted bastards.
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Is that really her kid , or is she helping feed the hungry somewhere ?
It's her kid. Looks like she was raised by wolves.
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Old October 15th, 2008, 05:33 PM   #11
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Not to mention frame damage with bad paintwork. Looks like the Kabbballla hasn't been kind to her. Kinda sucked the life out of her.

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That looks like the female version of mickey rourke..
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Old October 15th, 2008, 05:51 PM   #12
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How much money will her ex get out of the deal?

Find the answer to that and I'll let you know how long I will stay with her.
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A divorce settlement could potentially leave film director Guy pocketing up to £150million, which threatens to become the costliest in showbusiness history.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...50m-split.html
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Old October 15th, 2008, 06:12 PM   #14
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A divorce settlement could potentially leave film director Guy pocketing up to £150million, which threatens to become the costliest in showbusiness history.

'We ARE divorcing,' confirms Madonna as she faces £150m split | Mail Online
Ok, so that's about 300 million in dollars. They were married for a little over seven years. That comes to about 42 million a year. The lawyers will extort about 33% that leaves about 28 million. The government will extort about 50% so that leaves about 14 million for one year of looking at that skank and hanging around with all her dipshit friends.

14 million for one year and Dennis Rodman says she isn't even a good fuck.

I'll think about it.
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Madona now accepting applications for sperm donor #3...
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Not to mention frame damage with bad paintwork. Looks like the Kabbballla hasn't been kind to her. Kinda sucked the life out of her.

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Keep your eyes closed, Indy.
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so that what Dennis Rodmans sperm creates?

can you resleeve that snatch? any got a ham in the freezer that they call pull the bone out of?
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Ok, so that's about 300 million in dollars. They were married for a little over seven years. That comes to about 42 million a year. The lawyers will extort about 33% that leaves about 28 million. The government will extort about 50% so that leaves about 14 million for one year of looking at that skank and hanging around with all her dipshit friends.

14 million for one year and Dennis Rodman says she isn't even a good fuck.

I'll think about it.
The government gets a cut of a divorce settlement?
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The government gets a cut of a divorce settlement?
It is income isn't it? Dunno, but it is certainly a safe bet.
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It is income isn't it? Dunno, but it is certainly a safe bet.
It has already been taxed before it is split. I would think that it isn't but I don't know.