IRS extension

**Chuck 98 RT10** · August 14th, 2003, 08:25 PM

I need a good excuse for filing a second extension. Anybody got any good excuses?

Makara · August 14th, 2003, 08:35 PM

I can't remember which viper I left my W-2 in. The IRS would love that one.

**-RUNNR** · August 14th, 2003, 08:36 PM

ummm... how about "Still waiting on information from my accountants on writing off the costs of Hoosiers compared to Kuhmos".

Or just pay the damn things and get it over with...

**packetjunkie** · August 14th, 2003, 09:14 PM

"Reproducing lost tax information from crashed hard drive" (I used this one).

not interested · August 14th, 2003, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10

I need a good excuse for filing a second extension. Anybody got any good excuses?

My records are buried somewhere in the Iraqi desert. I'm confident they'll turn up sooner or later.

**Biggest** · August 14th, 2003, 09:33 PM

Well EXCUSE MEEEEE!!!!

Signed, Steve Martin

**Toby** · August 14th, 2003, 09:48 PM

an oldie but a goodie...

my dog ate it.

**Chuck 98 RT10** · August 14th, 2003, 10:42 PM

Thanks MP.

The rest of you guys suck.

Makara · August 14th, 2003, 10:52 PM

I told my 4th grade teacher that my cat threw up on my homework. She didn't believe me as I figured she wouldn't so I whipped out the ziplock bag filled with my homework and cat puke. Then she got pissed at me. Whatever, I put it on her desk to grade anyway.

**samehereasthere** · August 14th, 2003, 10:56 PM

"Arthur Anderson is still working on my write-offs"

Makara · August 14th, 2003, 11:02 PM

I'm having problems laundering my money. Hey, you wouldn't know anyone who wants some blow, do you?

Captain Bli · August 15th, 2003, 12:08 AM

I havent found all of my recipts to hooters yet!

Captain Bli · August 15th, 2003, 12:10 AM

I have my accountant file an extention for me every year, Since it decreases your chances of an audit.

FUSCUCLA1 · August 15th, 2003, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by brianflynn

I have my accountant file an extention for me every year, Since it decreases your chances of an audit.

Why or how does that decrease chances of an audit?

Captain Bli · August 15th, 2003, 01:37 AM

Because they have most of their audits set up by then, The sooner you file the more chance they have to look at your taxes with a microscope as they get more tax returns they go over them alot faster.

I was audited when i was 21, there is nothing worse than going to the bank and everything is locked up so you can't touch it.

I waited a few years and they came to my house, i told them fuck take me away i don't car I work my ass off, Im sure federal prison would be a better life. The agent was shocked. I contacted them at a later date and settled with them.

If they know they can intimidate you they WILL!