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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:10 PM   #1
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My Redneck Afternoon.

Rented a flatbed trailer to haul some lumber up to the school. Stopped by Jim's truck stop on the way to grab a chicken fried steak for lunch and pulled four stuffed animals outta the 25 cent claw machine with a total outlay of 75 cents.

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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:13 PM   #2
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One word...simpleton you fucktard.
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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:17 PM   #3
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Eric, I am truly impressed. those machines suck.
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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:18 PM   #4
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Rented a flatbed trailer to haul some lumber up to the school. Stopped by Jim's truck stop on the way to grab a chicken fried steak for lunch and pulled four stuffed animals outta the 25 cent claw machine with a total outlay of 75 cents.

Yeah baby! I am a claw machine pimp!
What the hell is "chicken fried steak". Do they fry a steak in chicken sauce? Or is it steak with pieces of chicken on it and friend? I don't get it. They have chicken friend steak, chicken fried eggs, chicken friend chicken, and god knows what else.
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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:20 PM   #5
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Rented a flatbed trailer to haul some lumber up to the school. Stopped by Jim's truck stop on the way to grab a chicken fried steak for lunch and pulled four stuffed animals outta the 25 cent claw machine with a total outlay of 75 cents.

Yeah baby! I am a claw machine pimp!
What the hell is "chicken fried steak". Do they fry a steak in chicken sauce? Or is it steak with pieces of chicken on it and friend? I don't get it. They have chicken friend steak, chicken fried eggs, chicken friend chicken, and god knows what else.
You pathetic junk food stuffed yankee. 27 and never experienced the joys of a chicken fried steak? Just kill yourself now.
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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:20 PM   #6
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Re: My Redneck Afternoon.

ohhhhhh Mike there isnt a person on this board that believes you dont know what chicken fried steak is!

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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:20 PM   #7
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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:23 PM   #8
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Rented a flatbed trailer to haul some lumber up to the school. Stopped by Jim's truck stop on the way to grab a chicken fried steak for lunch and pulled four stuffed animals outta the 25 cent claw machine with a total outlay of 75 cents.

Yeah baby! I am a claw machine pimp!
What the hell is "chicken fried steak". Do they fry a steak in chicken sauce? Or is it steak with pieces of chicken on it and friend? I don't get it. They have chicken friend steak, chicken fried eggs, chicken friend chicken, and god knows what else.
You pathetic junk food stuffed yankee. 27 and never experienced the joys of a chicken fried steak? Just kill yourself now.
It just sounds soooo redneck. Do they serve it with chitlens (what the hell are those anyway?) and redbeans? Do you put catsup on it and eat it with vittles?

Up here we eat GOOD stuff... Thai, Sushi, tons of steak houses, BIG hamburgers, the BEST roast beef you will ever taste, awesome seafood, and lots of gourmet stuff.

Chicken fried sounds like they found an armadillo on the road, cooked it up and needed to give it a more appealing name.

"Howdy y'all, y'all want t'try some'f'ur chickan fried vittles????". I'd die down there. I need civilization [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:24 PM   #9
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White or dark gravy?
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Your simplistic reply are boring me. I think I will take the helicopter over to the City for some dinner and maybe crutch phrases. Until next time, adieo
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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:25 PM   #11
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ohhhhhh Mike there isnt a person on this board that believes you dont know what chicken fried steak is!
Sort of like how there isn't a person on the board who

a) thinks you are funny
b) cares about the lame AE attempt

Seriously, I suggest not ever outing yourself - you could be the most mundane, boring motherfucker on the board, and this AE will STILL reflect badly on you.

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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:28 PM   #12
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Chicken fried steak rocks! Had it for lunch today! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
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Old August 14th, 2003, 05:35 PM   #13
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Like it for breakfast with buttermilk biscuts and sausage gravy
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Re: My Redneck Afternoon.

I love chicken fried steak.
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Re: My Redneck Afternoon.

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Your simplistic reply are boring me. I think I will take the helicopter over to the City for some dinner and maybe crutch phrases. Until next time, adieo
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Old August 14th, 2003, 06:30 PM   #16
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Re: My Redneck Afternoon.

My friend thought it was chicken. He ordered it one day because he wanted to eat healthy and I was like WTF "you do realize thats fried and covered in gravy".

He also thought prime rib was ribs.

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Old August 14th, 2003, 06:31 PM   #17
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Re: My Redneck Afternoon.

We're not a big fan of the Chicken Fried Steak.

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Old August 14th, 2003, 06:54 PM   #18
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Had one Monday with cream gravy and Texas Toast! MMmmmmmmm!
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Re: My Redneck Afternoon.

Im with Fatass on this one. What the hell is Chicken Fried Steak? As if steak needed to be fried. WTF is it? And you fry it and then put gravy on top of that?
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Old August 14th, 2003, 07:05 PM   #20
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Im with Fatass on this one. What the hell is Chicken Fried Steak? As if steak needed to be fried. WTF is it? And you fry it and then put gravy on top of that?
Its basically a breaded hambuger pattie. Duh!
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