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Old August 12th, 2003, 10:13 PM   #1
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Poll: If Your Penis Was Accidently Surgically Removed, What would You Do?
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<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Kill Yourself
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Laugh About It Over A Couple Of Beers With Your Buddies
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I choose option 5 (cut doctors penis off then kill myself). Without my penis there would be no need to keep on living.
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Old August 12th, 2003, 10:16 PM   #2
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Re: Poll: If Your Penis Was Accidently Surgically Removed, What would You Do?
considering I almost did this to myself 2 days ago, I would opt for the superglue. Hey, science has come a long way. If it can stick your fingers together then a 14 inch penis should represent no problem at all.
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Old August 12th, 2003, 10:18 PM   #3
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considering I almost did this to myself 2 days ago, I would opt for the superglue. Hey, science has come a long way. If it can stick your fingers together then a 14 inch penis should represent no problem at all.
Wait a minute, are you sure that isn't a metric ruler you are using? You are from Canada remember.

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Old August 12th, 2003, 10:18 PM   #4
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Old August 12th, 2003, 10:24 PM   #5
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I'd date all of Smokin's future g/f's just to ruin them for him forever. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old August 12th, 2003, 10:50 PM   #6
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I would become a windbreaker.
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Old August 12th, 2003, 10:53 PM   #7
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Old August 12th, 2003, 11:03 PM   #8
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Re: Poll: If Your Penis Was Accidently Surgically Removed, What would You Do?
You left one out ....

Find your severed penis and beat the fucking doctor to death with it! [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old August 12th, 2003, 11:16 PM   #9
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Re: Poll: If Your Penis Was Accidently Surgically Removed, What would You Do?
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You left one out ....

Find your severed penis and beat the fucking doctor to death with it! [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
That just seems a little gay.
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Old August 12th, 2003, 11:21 PM   #10
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Re: Poll: If Your Penis Was Accidently Surgically Removed, What would You Do?
Remember that song "Detachable Penis?"

Could be a problem.
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Old August 12th, 2003, 11:25 PM   #11
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I would buy two vipers to compensate.
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Old August 12th, 2003, 11:40 PM   #12
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I would buy two vipers to compensate.
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Old August 12th, 2003, 11:56 PM   #13
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I'd start dating lesbians. :thumb:





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Old August 13th, 2003, 12:51 AM   #14
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Re: Poll: If Your Penis Was Accidently Surgically Removed, What would You Do?
maybe that trick that som African tribes do:
tie a rope to the stub, and dangle a stone to try to stretch that stubby thing.
nah, probably won't work.

other choice:
buy a strap on and 2 squash balls to stuff pants.
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Old August 13th, 2003, 02:23 AM   #15
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I would stay home all day and play with my new toy and become a lesbian. Toss it to your ex wife and say you got everything else.
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Old August 13th, 2003, 11:36 AM   #16
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Re: Poll: If Your Penis Was Accidently Surgically Removed, What would You Do?
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Remember that song "Detachable Penis?"

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You remember that too? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old August 13th, 2003, 11:43 AM   #17
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I guess one would have to change the way they masturbated. BUMMER
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Old August 13th, 2003, 12:07 PM   #18
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Re: Poll: If Your Penis Was Accidently Surgically Removed, What would You Do?
I'd have a 13" syntheic robodick attached with 45psi capable balls. Be able to blow a load 15'

I'd make a fortune in porn.

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Old August 13th, 2003, 01:20 PM   #19
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