This is by far the worst pain I have ever experienced. It started off as a slight cramp and in less then the 10 minutes it took me to drive home last night, it was terrible. I could not get out of my car. It was a burning pain that I could do nothing to control.
Seriously, I never thought my body could hurt like that. I have broken bones, been in terrible car accidents, accidently stabbed myself with an authentic Japanese Katana, dropped cinderblocks on my feet. None of it was anything compared to this.
So at the ER, I get some sort of pain med. I hate taking pain meds; I avoid it at all costs. I just dont like that high, disconnected feel you get with the narcotic IV pain meds. But man, that stuff kicked in HARD, and I felt great. Three hours later I am taking my Flomax and Percosets, because you know when the pain meds start to wear off.
The only bad part is that the pain meds wear off faster then the kick in and I am again left with a severe pain so bad I am sweating in the 68 degree air conditioned room. Once this stuff hits again, I am going back to sleep.
Holy. Shit. I dont know how you women give birth. This thing is millimeters in size, no where near the size of a baby. I'd probably kill myself.
Sorry to hear that,I have never had a Kidney stone,but my wife goes through a Kidney stone episode several times a Year (her body absorbs too much calcium and is Continually making them) So I can kind of sympathize with what you are going through,Good Luck.
The pain associated with kidney stones is normally associated with the distension of the ureter as a result of the stone getting lodged right at the entry to the bladder. This point of entry is about the size of pencil lead. The stone can shift allowing fluid to pass freely from the kidney and the pain will vanish. If the stone has the surface composition of a sand burr you are likely fucked as it will not completely dislodge and fly out your dick into the porcelain bowl. They will have to go in and get it (read up your pecker). In the mean time, demerol.
Women who have had both stones and children would have three more kids before another distended ureter.
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The pain associated with kidney stones is normally associated with the distension of the ureter as a result of the stone getting lodged right at the entry to the bladder. This point of entry is about the size of pencil lead. The stone can shift allowing fluid to pass freely from the kidney and the pain will vanish. If the stone has the surface composition of a sand burr you are likely fucked as it will not completely dislodge and fly out your dick into the porcelain bowl. They will have to go in and get it (read up your pecker). In the mean time, demerol.
Women who have had both stones and children would have three more kids before another distended ureter.
There is nothing funny about kidney stones. I had to have mine removed. Due to my philosophy regarding doctors, I merely assumed a deep horse stance and had a monk employ a modified "monkey steals the peach" technique to relieve the restriction. I DO NOT recommend this procedure to the untrained.
My dad gets them and both my brothers have, just waiting for it to happen to me. My dad got them while my mom was pregnant with me. The doctor at the time told him he was having my mom's birthing pains. My mom's retelling of the stories involves my dad laying in the floor screaming "If I can get up I'm going to kill that stupid MF'er".
When dad got a full body scan about 8 years ago they found a huge stone. He had no pain at that point. It would have blocked the entire use of his kidney. They blasted the shit out of that thing. Nothing worse than hearing him pass multiple ones for a week as it came out.
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I was coming home for Xmas break during my freshman year at ASU. Took a greyhound cuz money was TIIIGHT. The bus stopped in Cheyenne Wyoming and while in the pisser I felt 4 or 5 "BB's" come shooting outta the rifle, like an automatic weapon. They even made a noise hitting the back of the porcelin. "plink plink plink plink!" Lol. Fucking freaked me out and the gay truckdriver meatgazing 2 stalls over. I looked down and could see 4 or 5 small, clear/milky looking pebbles next to the large pee pee hockey mint. I guess too much beer and sun?
Thank god they were like bb's and not small pinecones or burrs. Ouch.
I passed one in Vegas this spring. I never left my hotel room and made it with only a couple of Advils.
You guys are pussies.
(PS - for a while, I thought I was going to die from the pain.)
Same thing for me Dean. Staying at the Bellagio. From 5pm till 10:30, I was in intense pain. That's how long it was lodged before passing into the bladder. When my wife got back to the room, she gave me a Vicodin and water. I went to sleep and was awakened when it passed through. I could hear all the liquid rushing through my body, like a dam gave way.
I was coming home for Xmas break during my freshman year at ASU. Took a greyhound cuz money was TIIIGHT. The bus stopped in Cheyenne Wyoming and while in the pisser I felt 4 or 5 "BB's" come shooting outta the rifle, like an automatic weapon. They even made a noise hitting the back of the porcelin. "plink plink plink plink!" Lol. Fucking freaked me out and the gay truckdriver meatgazing 2 stalls over. I looked down and could see 4 or 5 small, clear/milky looking pebbles next to the large pee pee hockey mint. I guess too much beer and sun?
Thank god they were like bb's and not small pinecones or burrs. Ouch.
You stuck your fingers into the public pisser and inspected them didnt you?
Eminem just go to Home Depot and buy the most powerful Shop Vac they have, stick your dick in the end of the hose and try to piss.
It should help getting the stone out and at the same time it doubles as a penis extender
Eminem just go to Home Depot and buy the most powerful Shop Vac they have, stick your dick in the end of the hose and try to piss.
It should help getting the stone out and at the same time it doubles as a penis extender
I believe this post had a net value of much less then 1/3 of a cent.
Its time for more percoset. And to pee again. If any of you old fucks can't pee, get Flomax. I swear to god if you sprinkled it on rocks, they start to sweat.
I believe this post had a net value of much less then 1/3 of a cent.
Its time for more percoset. And to pee again. If any of you old fucks can't pee, get Flomax. I swear to god if you sprinkled it on rocks, they start to sweat.
You keep chewing those percocet and wait until it's time to shit. WAR METAMUCIL.
My dad got stones when he was around my current age (40), and I vowed I'd not get that. So far so good (knock on wood).
I bought a decent size pitcher at ikea (about 1 quart, 34oz). It has a handle and a pour spout.
I call it my glass. I got one for home, and one for work. When it's empty I just fill it, and when it's got water in it, I just drink it. As simple as that.
What I like about it is it looks totally whack to drink from something that could be a big vase... and you know me by now. What is whack is fun.
I've had americano coffee in that pitcher a few times... just the equiv of 2 shots of coffee, and lots of water. It's actually pretty tasty. Might do that today.
