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Jessica Simpson 24 38.71%
Jennifer Love Hewitt 31 50.00%
Neither - they're both idiots 7 11.29%
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 09:00 AM   #1
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Jessica Simpson vs Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jessica Simpson versus Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Old July 23rd, 2008, 09:22 AM   #2
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Neither one is a great acress, & Jessica's body is better than Jennifers, but I'd have to take Jennifer over Jessica if only that I would think that you could actually have a conversation with her. No matter what Jessica looks like, one would get sick of her (as a person) rather quickly. That woman is as dumb as a fence post.

One only has to look at Christy Brinkley for confirmation.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 09:30 AM   #3
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 09:30 AM   #4
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Ginger or Mary Ann?

Both at the same time!!!
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 09:34 AM   #5
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Ginger or Mary Ann?

Both at the same time!!!

40 years ago, but not these days!
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 10:00 AM   #6
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JLH...She is definitely hot enough, and I agree, her intelligence level is obviously much higher.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 10:16 AM   #7
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Why don't you post a worse pic of Jessica and a better 10 year old pic of JLH?
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 10:57 AM   #8
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:06 AM   #9
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JLH all night long!
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:18 AM   #10
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I would be happy with either. Jessica has more money haha
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:46 AM   #11
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Yeah have you seen the recent pictures of JLH? Might be singing a different tune
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 12:56 PM   #12
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I've been banging a blonde for awhile now, time for some variety.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 03:55 PM   #13
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Well if you do not like either of them - there's always THIS BEAUTY to consider
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 04:13 PM   #14
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on looks alone....JLH but she's gonna be terrible in bed. jessica is dumb as a rock so im not sure shes any better in bed.....
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 04:36 PM   #15
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You JLH guys are nuts, blind, or 8 years behind.

This is JLH recently


This is Jessica

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Old July 23rd, 2008, 04:55 PM   #16
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I don't know this to be the true in the slightest. But I have heard many times that Jessica Simpson is one of the smartest girls in Hollywood. Sure that may be like being the tallest dwarf but they say she knows how to market herself, played dumb in newlyweds to give the show something diff, and marketed her movies and music better than anyone. What sells-sells.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 04:57 PM   #17
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You JLH guys are nuts, blind, or 8 years behind.

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Wow! I guess I am 8 years behind,can I change my vote?
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 05:04 PM   #18
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There is no contest. Welcome to the present.
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