I am rich! Woo Whoo $$$$$$$$

[angleiron]

Just got the following e-mail this morning! I have quit my job, and I am about to go on a spending spree that will be legandary

THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of Ј10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased.(Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.

We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance.

In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

Please contact me via my private email so that we can get this done immediately.

Kind regards,

Edward Harpum.
London
EC4Y 1AA

[ViperJon]

Big deal. I have won the Irish lottery four times. Just kicking back waiting for the money to arrive.
Gave them all my banking info so they can direct deposit. Yep, sitting pretty now.

[JGK95]

[Vanishing Point]

You must be related to Super Squirrel.

[sundevillover]

I recieved something similar and was told to send a wire for $200 to the bank of Uganda for processing fees and the $10,000,000 would arrive in my account in 24 hours. I checked my bank account and noticed not only my $200 was debited and long gone but everything else was too. I felt molested and sad. I trusted them so much but now I am selling my Viper to pay my bills. I am looking at buying a pinto. My friend is willing to loan me $40.00. I found one with the word "honky lips" written with spray paint on the side but I figured I could cover that up with stickers and have it just say "honk" instead.

[lethlvnm]

I'm selling some wheels on craigslist, here is what a guy send me.

Hi, Thank for the prompt response to my mail,my secretary will be processingand mail a draft to cover the cost of my purchase as am completelysatisfied with the advert.I will need the details of whom & where tomail the draft.It will be delivered by the United Parcel Servicewithin 2-3 days.Please note 'United Parcel Service' do not deliver toP.O.Box addresses1.Name to be on the check2.Home address3.Mobile #Kindly delete the posting as am totally committed to buying from youto save me cost,my mover will be coming over for the pick up rightonly after the payment as been delivered I read through the advertand am okay with it so please i will need both you name and addressto post the payment and would appreciate you include your Mobile phoneRegards Kelly.

here is the email if some one wants to get a rubber check that will bounce higher than a basketball. gbolike101@gmail.com