Twit? Answer the question you shiny head grease monkey. Who are you really bashing when you bash my car? Why don't you call UGR and see what they think... BTW, when are you guys coming clean on the scumbag buddy of "yours" who wanted to skew JB's numbers to also make UGR look bad. At least your consistently a scumbag Fudd. You got that much going for you.
Yes, Twit. It fits you well.
From Wikipedia: A British slang word for an insignificant, foolish or annoying person.
To answer your question, UGR never came to mind. Not to me or to others until you...being the "twit" you are brought it up. Woops....I left out the foolish but there ya go. You posted up your photoshop, first blood in this thread so to speak and I bash you....I don't give a shit who did the car. If you can't handle it then STFU, otherwise quit your whining.
BTW, there are no "you guys" it's just me and you are SOL
It's multipurpose....try Lowes or Home Depot V10Twitsnake.
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then if that is the case you can call my bluff....Since I am a child as you claim for sure I don't own a Viper in my name and sure I don't own a paxton.....Come on make my day....
Take a pic already. Surely you have camera/phone near your Viper/Paxton. Or have the three of them morphed into a supercharged viper phone by now?
Why don't you guys just kill each other? Be done with it. The hand-wringing, obfuscated bullshit is SO OLD. So you fuckers hate each other; how about an old fashioned I give you an hour head start but if I find you I'll stick you with a shiv or cut off your hundred metric ton e-dick and feed it to your wife and kids kind of get together? Reference the single best thread in the history of Viper Alley for info on how to punk someone to drive to NYC for a brawl. Not to be confused with this forgettable six-page shit-slinging shitfest.
It seems like you people would rather write 100000 words on VA rather than using your time constructively: like rebuilding your reputation or get a leg up on that Big Bastard Bugs Bunny or heighten your search for the elusive 184mph street tire timeslip or re-examine your toy inventory or chase a couple of ambulances with the local lawyers guild or maybe go A'Viperin'4ToTheChurchin' and pray that God has mercy on all of these delusional unfunny fuckers or just enjoy rolling around in a couple of $MM worth of hundred dollar bills in the drivers seat of your 2002 HEFFNER TWIN TURBO WHATCHAMACALLIT with the faces of long lost VA Members printed over the illustrious Big Benny Franklin. But for the love of Jesus Herbert Walker Christ, will all of you shut the fuck up already?
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Why don't you guys just kill each other? Be done with it. The hand-wringing, obfuscated bullshit is SO OLD. So you fuckers hate each other; how about an old fashioned I give you an hour head start but if I find you I'll stick you with a shiv or cut off your hundred metric ton e-dick and feed it to your wife and kids kind of get together? Reference the single best thread in the history of Viper Alley for info on how to punk someone to drive to NYC for a brawl. Not to be confused with this forgettable six-page shit-slinging shitfest.
It seems like you people would rather write 100000 words on VA rather than using your time constructively: like rebuilding your reputation or get a leg up on that Big Bastard Bugs Bunny or heighten your search for the elusive 184mph street tire timeslip or re-examine your toy inventory or chase a couple of ambulances with the local lawyers guild or maybe go A'Viperin'4ToTheChurchin' and pray that God has mercy on all of these delusional unfunny fuckers or just enjoy rolling around in a couple of worth of hundred dollar bills in the drivers seat of your 2002 HEFFNER TWIN TURBO WHATCHAMACALLIT with the faces of long lost VA Members printed over the illustrious Big Benny Franklin. But for the love of Jesus Herbert Walker Christ, will all of you shut the fuck up already?
JID hide behind that computer....Come at least Mr. Hollywood is willing to step somewhat up to the plate well he is in the batters box while you still haven't even showed up to the field...LOL
Timmy, I'm getting the impression that you were home schooled by Car24 so you started into the business world with about the same advantages as Yogi Bear. You are being used as a pawn in a game of chess where your handlers don't even know how to play checkers so you are fucked there too. I'm really trying to find some rational to elevate you up the minion ladder and have even contemplated buying you a minion of your own to get you the fuck off the bottom. Work with me muffler apprentice minion boy, Ed can't offer you the opportunities that team Krazy has at it's disposal. By the time Ed ever loses that 60 extra pounds and has asphalt on his driveway, you could be in charge of Krazy's carpet cleaning crew with 40, 000 square under your watch.
WAR TEAM KRAZY FOR THE WIN
P.S This will be the last time I address your minion-ass, minion.
Chris, address me or not. It will not break my heart one bit.
You need to really explain to me, since I am just an idiot, how I am being used as a pawn. Also, who is using me?
Now, you call me muffler apprentice... That makes no sense at all. Last time I checked, my job was to design buildings and test structures. Where is there a muffler involved? My previous job was an engineering manager for a laser company. I may have missed it, but there were no mufflers there.
Chris, you have to understand that I fabricate things in my spare time as a hobby. I can design, engineer, fabricate, and then market what ever I choose. You on the other hand, write a check. That, in itself, makes you nothing more than a customer and not the big swinging dick you would like to have people see you as. That, in many ways, puts me a few steps ahead of you on the "ladder".
You will never "get it" as far as most things, so I will clear this up for you. "You are nothing more than a shadow of your family". You have no skill set that I can see that has been useful in the Viper community. All you can do is sit there and monitor this forum all day and try to be this awesome guy with all your weak ass quips.
I honestly don't see why Kevin does business with you. He is a smart enough guy, but I wonder why he would allow his name to be spoken by you. And Chris, before you spew your maniacal, "You are trying to trash UR", bullshit... Understand that this is about you. I have respect for Kevin, and think he puts out a hell of a nice product. You on the other hand will never achieve anything except for running your mouth.
I am still waiting for you to tell me where half way would be to have a talk.
WAR GO WRITE ANOTHER CHECK YOU WHINY LITTLE PRIG.
Yeah, even I can use the over-used war statements...
-Tim
Why don't you guys just kill each other? Be done with it. The hand-wringing, obfuscated bullshit is SO OLD. So you fuckers hate each other; how about an old fashioned I give you an hour head start but if I find you I'll stick you with a shiv or cut off your hundred metric ton e-dick and feed it to your wife and kids kind of get together? Reference the single best thread in the history of Viper Alley for info on how to punk someone to drive to NYC for a brawl. Not to be confused with this forgettable six-page shit-slinging shitfest.
It seems like you people would rather write 100000 words on VA rather than using your time constructively: like rebuilding your reputation or get a leg up on that Big Bastard Bugs Bunny or heighten your search for the elusive 184mph street tire timeslip or re-examine your toy inventory or chase a couple of ambulances with the local lawyers guild or maybe go A'Viperin'4ToTheChurchin' and pray that God has mercy on all of these delusional unfunny fuckers or just enjoy rolling around in a couple of worth of hundred dollar bills in the drivers seat of your 2002 HEFFNER TWIN TURBO WHATCHAMACALLIT with the faces of long lost VA Members printed over the illustrious Big Benny Franklin. But for the love of Jesus Herbert Walker Christ, will all of you shut the fuck up already?
I know it says CS beside this post, but this is the voice of GOD!
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