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Old June 11th, 2008, 07:43 PM   #1
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Barack Obama refuses to produce his birth certificate

Birth certificates contain both trivial and basic information. John McCain got some flack a while back that he might not be a US citizen, so he produced his. What could be printed on Zerobama's birth certificate that's making him so unwilling to release it?

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Old June 11th, 2008, 07:45 PM   #2
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Birth certificates contain both trivial and basic information. John McCain got some flack a while back that he might not be a US citizen, so he produced his. What could be printed on Zerobama's birth certificate that's making him so unwilling to release it?


It's a red "x" ?
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Old June 11th, 2008, 07:58 PM   #3
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It's a red "x" ?
If mine had a red x I would'nt release it either! Now quote me twice and get to 4,000 already!
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Old June 11th, 2008, 10:51 PM   #5
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He's already a U.S Senator there's nothing for him to hide not showing his birth certificate that hasn't been seen already.
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Old June 11th, 2008, 10:54 PM   #6
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That his real name is Henny Youngman Obama....

"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months." His answer to the medical insurance problem in America.

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means." His answer to the rising divorce rate in America and what it means to family values.

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." His desire to find "just the right church"

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." His fall back plan for health care.

"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope." How he intends to keep the unemployment rate down by lying to your family.

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." How he plans on making sure that everyone in America has a pot to pee in and a window to throw it out of.


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Old June 11th, 2008, 11:17 PM   #7
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It's a red "x" ?
I think that's just where he put "his mark" lol
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Old June 11th, 2008, 11:17 PM   #8
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That his real name is Henny Youngman Obama....

"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months." His answer to the medical insurance problem in America.

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means." His answer to the rising divorce rate in America and what it means to family values.

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." His desire to find "just the right church"

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." His fall back plan for health care.

"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope." How he intends to keep the unemployment rate down by lying to your family.

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." How he plans on making sure that everyone in America has a pot to pee in and a window to throw it out of.


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That's what you do when you run for any poltical position you tell the masses what they want to hear. He's not doing or saying anything different than any presidential candidate before him.
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Old June 11th, 2008, 11:34 PM   #9
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The point of the post was to support his real name and not to underpin nor undermine his desire to lead the free world.

Plus....I like the fact that he can run for President, run from church association, run away from the Clintons and run a small comedy club in Seattle all at the same time.

"President Henny Youngman Obama"

Has a Dick Martin kind of ring to it.....
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Old June 12th, 2008, 12:20 AM   #10
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The point of the post was to support his real name and not to underpin nor undermine his desire to lead the free world.

Plus....I like the fact that he can run for President, run from church association, run away from the Clintons and run a small comedy club in Seattle all at the same time.

"President Henny Youngman Obama"

Has a Dick Martin kind of ring to it.....
Only in America.
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Old June 12th, 2008, 02:46 AM   #11
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I am anxiously awaiting ron, common or jake to attest to why increasing taxes will jumpstart this economy and lead us to hope and change… Since`that is the backbone of the democrat ideology (redistribute wealth)...

Or is it simply easier to ‘bash’…?

If any of you can spend 1/80th the amount of time convincing me why increasing taxes is a good thing for this economy – rather than taking swipes at ‘this administration’ – then I will officially vote for the magic negro…

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Old June 12th, 2008, 09:17 AM   #12
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The reason the magic negro even has a chance of winning is because the magic fuckup Bush. Check this out your boy Bush is going to be the reason the magic negro get's in office. You keep asking for an explanation on higher taxes, the general public could care less about higher taxes they just want somebody different that has different view's than the Bush administration . That's fucked up when a president is that bad where people don't even give a fuck who are what their voting for. Like I said before and I'm serious anybody with any sense could have run for President and had a chance of winning. Thank the magic Bush for that. You keep talking about taxes hell gas already is 5.00gl is that the magic negroes fault.

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I am anxiously awaiting ron, common or jake to attest to why increasing taxes will jumpstart this economy and lead us to hope and change… Since`that is the backbone of the democrat ideology (redistribute wealth)...

Or is it simply easier to ‘bash’…?

If any of you can spend 1/80th the amount of time convincing me why increasing taxes is a good thing for this economy – rather than taking swipes at ‘this administration’ – then I will officially vote for the magic negro…

Stay on topic please...
Raising taxes will help this country like it has every time in the past 100 years . People simply have too much disposable income and that is the quickest way to take it from them .
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I guess it is bush's faults the dems voted down the bill yesterday to allow drilling off shore? I'm not saying he doesn't have his faults, but when the democratic congress allows nothing to get through, what do you do?
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The reason the magic negro even has a chance of winning is because the magic fuckup Bush. Check this out your boy Bush is going to be the reason the magic negro get's in office. You keep asking for an explanation on higher taxes, the general public could care less about higher taxes they just want somebody different that has different view's than the Bush adminisistration . That's fucked up when a president is that bad where people don't even give a fuck who are what their voting for. Like I said before and I'm serious anybody with any sense could have run for President and had a chance of winning. Thank the magic Bush for that. You keep talking about taxes hell gas already is 5.00gl is that the magic negroes fault.
Looks like you took the high road and didn't bash the administration, huh? A good chance to have a decent dialog between someone about the facts and to really promote your beliefs, and you missed it just for the chance to bitch like a little woman.

[start sarcasm] Sure, no one REALLY cares about higher taxes... Just look at the gas situation, no one really gives a fuck that gas prices are going up so I'm sure higher taxes won't be an issue either [end sarcasm] Fucking tool. You're type of thinking will end this world.

And speaking of gas prices, you are right the magic negro did not make that happen. WORLDWIDE increases in demand (namely China and India) are making that happen. If you dems think you have so much to pin on Bush then why do you feel the need to blame him for things that are out of his control? Sounds like a little bit of a lack of confidence in your own hatred.
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...If any of you can spend 1/80th the amount of time convincing me why increasing taxes is a good thing for this economy...
Okay C....I'll take a swipe at this...I've only got 1080 seconds so it'll have to be short but hard hitting:

If we pay more taxes while paying $10 for a gallon of gas we will go broke way faster. If we go broke way faster we will start to revert to violence quicker. If we revert to violence quicker we will buy more ammunition with the little money we have...accelerating the going broke just that much faster. When we are totally broke we'll start killing each other off thereby allowing those that do survive(100 folks or so) to reorganize, form a union and obtain access to what wealth is left. Fewer folks....more money.

Economy fixed. Henny would be proud.
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Vipe - wow - it took one statement about the core of your ideology - for you to become all frothy... And sure sign of a Democrat - you don't want to discuss one of the pilars of your ideology and instead instantly bash GWB... Classic...

Besides the fact that I do not think Obama is going to win this - do you care to give my question another try...?

Ps - GWB's name is not going to be on the next ballot...
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I guess it is bush's faults the dems voted down the bill yesterday to allow drilling off shore? I'm not saying he doesn't have his faults, but when the democratic congress allows nothing to get through, what do you do?
No shit. I heard about that one too!
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