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May 13th, 2008, 01:30 PM
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..they are going to start playing porn at gas station pumps so you can watch someone else getting fucked at the same time you are.
May 13th, 2008, 01:32 PM
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..they are going to start playing porn at gas station pumps so you can watch someone else getting fucked at the same time you are.
That's not a Bad Idea,it would definitely keep my mind off the Absurd amount of money that goes in to my Truck every week!
May 13th, 2008, 01:39 PM
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I think you're onto something, Joel! Who said the oil companies aren't magnanimous???
May 13th, 2008, 01:46 PM
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Only problem would be the massive back log of cars and the constant annoyance of the P.A. system blaring "clean up pump 6", "clean up pump 2".
May 13th, 2008, 01:56 PM
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Only problem would be the massive back log of cars and the constant annoyance of the P.A. system blaring "clean up pump 6", "clean up pump 2".
Now that's damn funny!
How long till the wives catch on that we keep picking up quarts of milk at the gas station every day for some reason? Would our concern for them not getting osteoperosis work as an excuse???
May 13th, 2008, 01:57 PM
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Only problem would be the massive back log of cars and the constant annoyance of the P.A. system blaring "clean up pump 6", "clean up pump 2".
I guess those blue windshield towels could serve a whole new purpose, huh?
May 13th, 2008, 02:03 PM
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Don't forget the squeegee for some "prison" action.
May 13th, 2008, 02:05 PM
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Gives a whole new meaning to these two signs:
"Self Service"
or
"Full Service"
May 13th, 2008, 02:06 PM
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I'll bet the "LUBE SERVICE" signs go back up soon!!
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