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Old May 13th, 2008, 01:10 PM   #1
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The Alamo
The Alamo...March 6, 1836.

On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on
the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.

Col. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already.

As the three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards
them, Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and asked,











"Jim ... Are we landscaping today?"
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Old May 13th, 2008, 03:37 PM   #2
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That's just wrong...funny as hell but wrong.

Hey why were there only 15,000 mexicans at the alamo?.....they only had 3 trucks.
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Old May 13th, 2008, 03:42 PM   #3
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Old May 13th, 2008, 05:04 PM   #4
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Old May 13th, 2008, 05:26 PM   #5
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The Alamo...March 6, 1836.

On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on
the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.

Col. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already.

As the three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards
them, Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and asked,











"Jim ... Are we landscaping today?"
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Old May 13th, 2008, 05:29 PM   #6
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I am related to Claiborne Wright , he died in the Alamo...........



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Old May 13th, 2008, 05:37 PM   #7
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Repost, but hilarious.
And ironic because we just checked into the Hotel Valencia a few blocks away from The Alamo. Be here all week...
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Old May 13th, 2008, 05:39 PM   #8
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I think anyone who complains about white guys dieing at the alamo is stupid. Take someone's land, they shoot you. Come on, it's Texas law! lol
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Old May 13th, 2008, 07:39 PM   #9
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They're reclaiming Texas, without firing a shot. What do you call two Mexicans in a shoebox? A pair of loafers.
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Old May 13th, 2008, 09:43 PM   #10
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My great grandfather was a mexican chewing gum specialist for Santa Anna *(During his(Santa Anna) time in New York City he is credited as bringing the first shipments of chicle, the base of chewing gum, to the United States, but he failed to profit from this, since his plan was to use the chicle to replace rubber in carriage tires, which was tried without success. The American assigned to aid Santa Anna while he was in the United States, Thomas Adams, conducted experiments with the chicle and called it "Chiclets,") and he often told my dad about the attack at the Alamo and that Anna just wanted to open up a little bed and breakfast in that area and actually had no idea that the place was already leased. True story...well....kinda true. Sorta.


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Old May 13th, 2008, 11:29 PM   #11
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Old May 13th, 2008, 11:48 PM   #12
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Old May 13th, 2008, 11:49 PM   #13
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I think anyone who complains about white guys dieing at the alamo is stupid. Take someone's land, they shoot you. Come on, it's Texas law! lol
Who owned the land that you live on now? Thats right Native American Indians and I am part Native American , so gimmee your house or I kill you....... Now what say you............BTW my gringo family settled Texas under Spanish and Mexican land grants , I have copies of the land grants to us when they were begging for settlers..........
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Old May 14th, 2008, 02:41 AM   #14
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Who owned the land that you live on now? Thats right Native American Indians and I am part Native American , so gimmee your house or I kill you....... Now what say you............BTW my gringo family settled Texas under Spanish and Mexican land grants , I have copies of the land grants to us when they were begging for settlers..........
Technically they had no system of ownership... How's that for a loophole?

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Repost, but hilarious.
And ironic because we just checked into the Hotel Valencia a few blocks away from The Alamo. Be here all week...
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v-bar should be pretty good on weekends!! dont even have to leave the hotel!
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Old May 16th, 2008, 10:56 AM   #17
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For 'supposedly' being a happening bar, there's nobody there.
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