The shoes arrived today. They are a little more pointy than they had looked online and they are a little wide. I'm debating whether or not to return them.
I would keep them just for those special occasions when you are walking around on your bathroom vanity.
lol, if you really want them, the place I have most of my boots custom made will do that. Last time I was in they were asked if I wanted to try the eye cut. I'm tacky but not that tacky.
As if the shoes weren't queer enough from the side, they had to put the dragon on the top of the shoe so the proud owner of these beauties could look down and see Peter Puffer the Magic Dragon.
The blue on the inside may show some doo doo as well, so don't throw these on after a game of stinky toe.
A good friend of mine and roommate from college used to buy those. When we first met, he was fresh of the boat from Germany. He hardly knew any English and what little he did no one could understand anyway. Obviously, he got the nickname "Kraut" My friend embraced the name enough to get "Kraut" on his license plate. When nike started that design your own shoe thing, of course he got them with "Kraut" on the side. When those shoes wore out and he reordered, his order was turned down because they said the shoes was offensive.