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13 yr. old buys Hooker with Dad's credit card...
May 10th, 2008, 10:52 AM
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13 yr. old buys Hooker with Dad's credit card...
Hope it's not a repost...
This kid has a future...
13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers
May 10th, 2008, 11:05 AM
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Classic "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician........."
May 10th, 2008, 11:24 AM
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Come on! Everyone knows that girls can't play Halo!
May 10th, 2008, 11:38 AM
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Jesus, how do you top that kids' story at recess the next day?
"Hey Ralph, what did you do on the weekend?"
"Not much. Just ordered room service in our hotel room to bring up Oreo's and Dr. Pepper while we played Halo on X-Box with a couple of $1,000 per night whores. How about you?"
May 10th, 2008, 01:12 PM
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Awesome
May 10th, 2008, 01:33 PM
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"They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus , and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."
Que MarkO...
May 10th, 2008, 02:09 PM
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"Dad, I was just trying to get you some frequent flyer miles"
May 10th, 2008, 02:28 PM
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It was probably some fucking taco headed clerk that narc'd on em. Hot pussy and Halo at 13 would be a dream come true.
May 10th, 2008, 03:03 PM
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Aren't charge cards great?-
You get to bang a hooker AND get reward points.
May 10th, 2008, 04:43 PM
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LMAO, I did something similiar when I was 13....Stole some from my dads wallet. But I didn't play Xbox...
May 10th, 2008, 06:44 PM
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Although I have serious doubts about the veracity of this article, it's still a funny read.
May 10th, 2008, 06:58 PM
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I can see Smokin getting all excited now
May 10th, 2008, 08:32 PM
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I can see Smokin getting all excited now
One would have to wonder if it was the 13 year old boy or the hooker that excited him........just trying to beat Mark to the punch
May 10th, 2008, 09:02 PM
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High five to that kid!!
May 10th, 2008, 09:07 PM
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That's my boy!!!
May 10th, 2008, 09:37 PM
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I am sure he will be Elected to the Texas house by the time he is 18!
May 10th, 2008, 09:55 PM
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I am sure he will be Elected to the Texas house by the time he is 18!
If he is not already there.
May 13th, 2008, 09:57 AM
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If I would have thought of that when i was younger, I would have done it too.
May 13th, 2008, 10:12 AM
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Sounds like Risky Business to me.