So I'm doing a rare thing and watching tv.... And there are these commercials for Burger King. There's two guys dressed up as a Whopper and a Chicken sandwich. They roll to a Wendy'sa drive through and flip them some shit about not having flame broiled burgers.... Then there's another one on Hollywood Blvd where they go to McDonalds and get escorted off by security.........
These commercfials look like they're filmed by one guy with a camera.
I know tons of video production guys...
We should come up with an idea for some product...
So I'm doing a rare thing and watching tv.... And there are these commercials for Burger King. There's two guys dressed up as a Whopper and a Chicken sandwich. They roll to a Wendy'sa drive through and flip them some shit about not having flame broiled burgers.... Then there's another one on Hollywood Blvd where they go to McDonalds and get escorted off by security.........
These commercfials look like they're filmed by one guy with a camera.
I know tons of video production guys...
We should come up with an idea for some product...
Film it cheap as hell....
Put it on Youtube...
And if it flys....sell it...
I know you have some ideas???
I don't know, do we know anyone who can do that stuff?!?!
ball bearings!!!!! something to do with ball bearings
Ok, here's the commercial.
You get one of those ball clacker things, where there are 6 or 7 steel ball bearings hooked together by strings and you lift up the ball on one side and let it go and the ball on the other side moves.
So you film a close up of a guy putting the ball clacker on the table. He then pulls one of the balls up and lets it clack a few times and then stops it.
The guy steps back from the table.
Pan back for a waist up only shot. With the waist up only shot you make it obvious that he is dropping his trousers.
Still waist up only he steps forward to the table where the ball clacker is and move into a position where it is obvious that he has put his balls between the steel bearings of the ball clacker. He then reaches down and sets the ball clacker in motion.
As the clacking starts the camera catches the pained look in his face.
The announcer then announces "The Viper Alley....... reading posts there feels just like that."
Fade out.
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This is a great idea! Foolie classic.
Maybe something with Heffner working in his shop and a truckload of Mexicans with a business model roll in looking for an apartment and a job....or....Serious driving an old Z28 thru Dallas during Gay Pride week....or....SoCal making a movie that we DON'T masturbate to....crap....the ideas just flow these days.
You get one of those ball clacker things, where there are 6 or 7 steel ball bearings hooked together by strings and you lift up the ball on one side and let it go and the ball on the other side moves.
So you film a close up of a guy putting the ball clacker on the table. He then pulls one of the balls up and lets it clack a few times and then stops it.
The guy steps back from the table.
Pan back for a waist up only shot. With the waist up only shot you make it obvious that he is dropping his trousers.
Still waist up only he steps forward to the table where the ball clacker is and move into a position where it is obvious that he has put his balls between the steel bearings of the ball clacker. He then reaches down and sets the ball clacker in motion.
As the clacking starts the camera catches the pained look in his face.
The announcer then announces "The Viper Alley....... reading posts there feels just like that."
This is a great idea! Foolie classic.
Maybe something with Heffner working in his shop and a truckload of Mexicans with a business model roll in looking for an apartment and a job....or....Serious driving an old Z28 thru Dallas during Gay Pride week....or....SoCal making a movie that we DON'T masturbate to....crap....the ideas just flow these days.
Wow... I feel heroic after that... GOD BLESS AMERICA CLARK! The ideas they do a-flow.... But.... I'm not thinking cars... I want... something.... strange... Like YOU and all the "little" things you do...????
Clark... Can you act weird... You know,,, just a little ....um, I dunno... off???
This is a great idea! Foolie classic.
Maybe something with Heffner working in his shop and a truckload of Mexicans with a business model roll in looking for an apartment and a job....or....Serious driving an old Z28 thru Dallas during Gay Pride week....or....SoCal making a movie that we DON'T masturbate to....crap....the ideas just flow these days.
or snorman and v10kingsnake as the alley starsky & hutch
