Thanks a ton for bringing up this damned subject Don!! I just met with my CPA two days ago, and left his office $87,000 poorer for the year, just to get the extension filed. Capital gains REALLY sucks the big pee-pee!!
Must be hell being rich. No Man says your Dolly Lhama will console you.
Thanks a ton for bringing up this damned subject Don!! I just met with my CPA two days ago, and left his office $87,000 poorer for the year, just to get the extension filed. Capital gains REALLY sucks the big pee-pee!!
Uncle cock fucker owes me 20K from Iraq, but they keep bugging me about what I owe them. They always wanna skick ya, but won't take it themselves. Not even a reach around.
I pay quarterly , then pay the accountant for not coming up with the correct quarterly amounts , so I sent the IRS two checks yesterday , one for the rest that I owe for 07and one for 1 qtr 08 , and then I owe another fat fukin check by June 16th 08 ...........
It never ends............
I pay quarterly as well and it fucking sucks!!!!! I work my ass off only to give it away to some fucker sitting at a desk doing squat.
I'm getting $1,400.00 back, so to celebrate I went out & ordered a new boat yeaterday.
Same boat, different color scheme
That's the same amount I had to Send the Damn IRS today! I guess I should not complain,If Obama Get's in the White House,sending $1400.00 will actually be a pleasant memory.
Yeah Biggs I'm feeling the same pain my friend! The annual carnage always starts with the meeting with the accountants. Followed by my annual "I OWE WHAT"?! rant. If anyone sees Uncle Sam cruizin in a Viper.... I bought it for him! There, now I feel better....
Yeah Biggs I'm feeling the same pain my friend! The annual carnage always starts with the meeting with the accountants. Followed by my annual "I OWE WHAT"?! rant. If anyone sees Uncle Sam cruizin in a Viper.... I bought it for him! There, now I feel better....
Yeah, and if anyone sees Uncle Sam cruising in a nicely equipped Hyundai, I bought it for him!
Heh. Everyone here bitches about. Imagine how it feels to be the poor CPA you are bitching to. Our office gets everyone who is mad that they owe money, and most of them are retarded half breed mongoloids who didn't have the fucking common sense to pick up the phone last May when they cashed out tens of thousands of dollars in capital gains.
My person favorite quote was from a client who somehow decided it would be a good idea to day-trade futures contracts. He had a metric shit ton of unrealized gains on them subject to "section 1256." Essentially, the unrealized gains were all taxable. When he found out how much he owed he actually had the fucking balls to say "Yeah, that's not gonna work for me. Gimme a call when it's a reasonable number." and hung up.
Needless to say, since the post office closed at 8 P.M. last night, I was drinking heavily by 8:30. And my only two complaints are the fucking headache I have now and the fat chick I was forced to take "for the team".
