We are about the same age, and I had a thing for read heads even in the pre-teen days.
Also, Britney Spears. I remember when she released whatever the song was where she wore a thong over the leather pants. I watched MTV a lot that summer.
No kidding. I ran into an old next door neighbor last night at the bar. The last time I saw her I was 12. She now dances at Radio City and was working in that show "Movin' Out" based on Billy Joel's hit songs.
She recognized me.
From across the bar.
And proceeded to scream, in front of my date, "I remember when you were a little fat kid with tucked in t-shirts and black jeans!"
Yeah, well I remember jacking off to the thought of you in that white bathing suit you wore one summer while swimming in my pool. So there.
No kidding. I ran into an old next door neighbor last night at the bar. The last time I saw her I was 12. She now dances at Radio City and was working in that show "Movin' Out" based on Billy Joel's hit songs.
She recognized me.
From across the bar.
And proceeded to scream, in front of my date, "I remember when you were a little fat kid with tucked in t-shirts and black jeans!"
Yeah, well I remember jacking off to the thought of you in that white bathing suit you wore one summer while swimming in my pool. So there.
Did ya say it out loud?
BTW, I hope this is not the thong pic you were talking about.
True that. She was not bad in the 80's though. I don't know what they are putting in the water nowadays, but women are getting better and better looking.
Talk about opening a can of worms; I had a different crush every week and it was very few of the popular ones.
Just a few.
Bailey Quarters from WKRP in Cincinnati.
Madolyn Smith from Urban Cowboy. ("My Daddy's into oil and all that that implies")
Linda Ronstadt (before Jerry Brown got his grubby hands on her)
Deborah Harry.
Joan Jett (Before I found out what a lesbian was)
Maria Schneider (Last Tango in Paris this was back in the 70's when seeing BUSH was a good thing)
Natasha Kinski
Oh, there's many more, but I never liked the Farrah Fawcett, Bo Derreck type so much.
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