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Re: tick tock...
Twas the night before Xmas
and all through the house
Everyone was getting shitty
Including the mouse
Dad was at the whore house
Mom was smoking grass
and I had settled down
For a nice piece of ass
Out on the roof
I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter
Up on the roof
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Prick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat outta hell
I knew in a moment
The fucker had fell
He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother, the Queer
He went up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart
As he rode away
on that winter flight
He said "fuck you all
and have a hell of a night".
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