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Old March 14th, 2008, 08:44 AM   #1
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They all eat s**t

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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Old March 14th, 2008, 08:49 AM   #2
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Farts are well known to contain shit particles so the stinky women you are sleeping with are running feces up your nose. You're not shitting anyone here, dung sniffer.
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Old March 14th, 2008, 08:52 AM   #3
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LOL Like I need an excuse to drink beer . I now know it's better for you .
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Old March 14th, 2008, 01:06 PM   #4
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Politicians have used this method years and the public seems to be unaffected as well (small amounts of shit given out in continuous doses)
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Old March 14th, 2008, 01:09 PM   #5
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

How do you propose to get all the E. Coli already living inside of your colon out of you ?
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I do not ingest public water. The shit is fowl.
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Poop is bad. I'm bathing in two-buck Chuck from here on out.
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Old March 14th, 2008, 03:09 PM   #9
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Farts are well known to contain shit particles so the stinky women you are sleeping with are running feces up your nose. You're not shitting anyone here, dung sniffer.
That theory would apply if she was bare ass, but if clothed, wouldn't her skibbies act as a fine filter, thus leaving her with skid tracks.
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Poop is bad. I'm bathing in two-buck Chuck from here on out.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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