I don't think I could handle the whole "fuck..now I gotta hide the body and hope no-one finds it" thing though, it would drive me nuts wondering if they were ever going to find out... "Clean kills" are fine by me though, you know, justified or ordered. I'm not the most emotional person in the world and generally have more compassion for trees and animals than I do people. I love my kids though.
they say a generous mix of lime and compost/foilage around a body then topsoil to top up does away with all traces in about 3 months as the combination of heat and acid works together ??
I've always thought that the center divider of the Garden State Parkway would be the perfect place to hide a body... It's very over-grown and there's no reason for anyone to ever go in there. (unless they're hiding a body that is)
Man are you all a bunch of friggin amatuers or what!
You simply eat all the edible bits, which is everything except bone.
Grind up the bones into a fine powder and mix with concrete mix.
Use the dead-guy concrete as post base's for a new fence.
It is a simple, useful, and scrumptuous method of ridding yourself of that pesky dead guy.
I can do that...but I ain't eating no fucking cock and balls!!. I'll give those to the dog!..come to think of it, the dog can have the whole body, she'll eat bones and all.
Rats! I used to have a zoo at my house once with a pit and a rott, along with a 125 ga fish tank with big oscars, red devils, jack dempsey, etc., along with a couple of boa's in another tank and feeder rats out in my garage in a cage for the snakes. Well one day the big jack dempsey died and instead of throwing him out I put the body in the rat cage with 20 small rats. In 10 hours the 12" long by 8" tall by 3" wide fish was a skeleton. I would think that 50 full grown big rats would eat a person to the bone in the same amount of time, or least a pack of wild Mexicans could do the same thing.
Sorry, I didn't want to let anyone down and miss the opportunity with the Mexican jab
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Me and my friend Johnny Rotten get together every now and then and drink a lot of sake and then we go out and kill a bum behind the 7/11. It's simple, it's safe and it allows me to peacefully tolerate the swirling eddies of douchebaggery and stupidity that wash up against me in daily life. And then while I'm at the sevvie I go in and treat myself to a pink coconut SnoBall a Big Gulp and a scratch-off. Apu deliberately chizzles me out of 3 cents of my change but I don't care. I'm mellow and I just smile and stroll on home.
Yes, and I have a few times. Granted they were all in combat.
In non-combat, I've done some pretty nasty things to people. It always takes someone to push the limits. I've never gone looking for a fight, but I don't back down either.
My only saving grace is I've saved more lifes than I've taken. Other wise, I'm sure I'm on a one way ticket to hell.
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