The date was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo . He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of this fort. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily toward them.With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said,"Jim, are we having some landscaping done today?"
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot suddenly comes over the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Oklahoma stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unsnapping his shirt one snap at a time........
No one moves.....
He removes his shirt...............
Muscles ripple across his chest..........
She gasps....................................
He whispers....................................
"Iron this...then get me a beer.
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Originally Posted by Minivan Man
Yeah, the Alamo is just a pile of stones.....just like the Statue of Liberty is a pile of copper
I understand that you Texans are proud of your state, but when it comes to a significant battle spot, this little pile of sticks in MA trumps the Fred Flintstone fort in TX every day of the week.
Look at that, the sign on it now reads "Crockett Hotel".
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