I love animals, but can't friggin stand to see someone toting their stupid precious "fi-fi" in a basket at Wals Marts and other retail stores but for goodness sakes ESPECIALLY NOT IN a restaurant! Yea, KICK EM OUT AND KICK EM IN THE UTERUS ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR WITH FI FI!
It has been proven that dog saliva is alot cleaner than a humans and is capable of killing bacteria.
Would you rather watch a young couple make out in a resturant giving each other no telling what kind of germs......or watch rover share a steak dinner with his master
Me personaley......neither one.
true - reminds me of a story...
a long time friend of mine is an adventurer, so like all good adventurers he got himself deep into the Amazon jungle with a tribe of headhunters that killed for sport and who thought white man was some kind of alien. While the men were out hunting game, the woman folk fed him some dish that involved the ladies chewing on some root and leaf shit until it was all gooey and spitting it out on his plate.... yummy yums - especially knowing most died from TB.... but not to worry as desert was served on the same plates after the dogs had been sent around to lick the plates clean...
dog spit saves man from TB
Urine is also sterile
however I do not want the waiter to piss in my soup
It has been proven that dog saliva is alot cleaner than a humans and is capable of killing bacteria.
More FOOD for thought. That's an old wives tale.
A bud of mine in college used to say all those often repeated fallacies about his mutt. So one day I decided to ask a vet about dog saliva, raw meat, eggs, etc. The vet denounced all of them.
The dog saliva answer was the best. "Ever seen a dog lick his ass? What do you think?"
If it eats it's shit then it only has one use for me ... Bacon. Can you make dog bacon? I'm not aware of that.
Dogs are all on probation with me for "suspicion of eating crap". I will however relent to judging each on a case-by-case basis but I've got my eye on you with your brown upper lip and your reflexive anal sniffery. By God if your tongue flicks out and licks a butt or I see you bending down to eat something from the grass and you don't come up with a milkbone in your mouth then it's pound bound you are.
If it eats it's shit then it only has one use for me ... Bacon. Can you make dog bacon? I'm not aware of that.
Dogs are all on probation with me for "suspicion of eating crap". I will however relent to judging each on a case-by-case basis but I've got my eye on you with your brown upper lip and your reflexive anal sniffery. By God if your tongue flicks out and licks a butt or I see you bending down to eat something from the grass and you don't come up with a milkbone in your mouth then it's pound bound you are.
Doesn't the self sufficiency aspect appeal to you at all? I once watched a tiny pet shop mutt from behind the saftey of smell proof glass taking a shit while contorting its head between its legs to gobble up the freshly produced mud pie. Never once did a piece touch the floor of the cage. That is talent. I am not sure where that dog is today but I bet the owner has a clean floor.
Doesn't the self sufficiency aspect appeal to you at all? I once watched a tiny pet shop mutt from behind the saftey of smell proof glass taking a shit while contorting its head between its legs to gobble up the freshly produced mud pie. Never once did a piece touch the floor of the cage. That is talent. I am not sure where that dog is today but I bet the owner has a clean floor.
I hate to hijack a good thread about shit eating with scientific dweebery but the 2nd law of thermodynamics would contra-indicate the prolonged sustainability of such a closed-loop alimentation cycle. Kibbles processed into poo is an expression of increasing entropy which will soon render Mr Japanese fetish-dog dead as fuck ... notwithstanding my blow to his head with a shovel if I catch him doing it first.
I hate to hijack a good thread about shit eating with scientific dweebery but the 2nd law of thermodynamics would contra-indicate the prolonged sustainability of such a closed-loop alimentation cycle. Kibbles processed into poo is an expression of increasing entropy which will soon render Mr Japanese fetish-dog dead as fuck ... notwithstanding my blow to his head with a shovel if I catch him doing it first.
I agree with that, but I still think the floor being clean is worth noting
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