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screw the blind and anyone else who brings a fucking dog into a restaurant

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Old March 7th, 2008, 12:59 PM   #61
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Old March 7th, 2008, 01:54 PM   #64
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Old March 7th, 2008, 09:24 PM   #65
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tonight i go to the outback for dinner by myself. (on the road this week). i like the ahi tuna and green beans.

im eating and in comes 3 people with a boder collie. the sit down and read the damn menu. obviously not a seeing eye dog. WTF ???

of course i cant just sit there and not be an asshole. i gotta say something. i tell the girl i have asthma and cant imagine how they could let a DOG into their restaurant. she has the manager come over and talk to me. he says its a seeing eye dog. i call total BS and told him they were ALL reading the menu and if there are other people to help the fucker, then the dog should be in the car. i told him if i have an asthma attack, he's gonan get the bill and a letter from my lawyer.

he kicked the dog out. it wasnt a damn blind person, just some freak dog lover. of course it made me happy to have them mother fucking me on the way out. i smiled and said have a good night.

WTF ? am i wrong.


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A bit late to the party, but here's my take.

Not saying you were wrong (assuming the dog was not a service dog or in training), but it's just not my thing to walk thru life stirring the pot or pointed out every minor infraction. From your post it doesn't sound like the dog was bothering you, other than just being there. Or possibly the fact that someone was getting away with something. Wasn't this sort of complaining always reserved for old woman/men with gray hair? I guess not anymore after reading thru 4 pages of most people agreeing with you. Maybe I'm just old fashioned. But remember, don't cry when you get a speeding ticket because Dudley Do Right places a call to 911 as your Viper blows past them at a mind numbing 90 MPH in a 65 zone. "Dangit! That young Whipper Snapper is going to kill someone!". We're all angels here after all, right?

Maybe it's just me, but I say live and let live.

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Old March 8th, 2008, 09:14 AM   #66
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everything is just fine when I do it. thats my rule.

when i get a ticket, you'll never hear me say boo hoo. i did it and i'll take my medicine. I know when im wrong

obviously a big fuck you is in order too. you want a dog in a restaurant when youre eating ? what if you were allergic ? and besides, its just not right.

ahh, i already said but im gonna say it again. Fuck off
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Old March 8th, 2008, 05:10 PM   #67
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everything is just fine when I do it. thats my rule.

when i get a ticket, you'll never hear me say boo hoo. i did it and i'll take my medicine. I know when im wrong

obviously a big fuck you is in order too. you want a dog in a restaurant when youre eating ? what if you were allergic ? and besides, its just not right.

ahh, i already said but im gonna say it again. Fuck off
You're missing the point. Let the people complain that 'are' allergic, not someone trying to be Duddle Do Right or a self proclaimed A-hole. I could give a f*ck if a dog was in a restaurant beside me, assuming it's not barking, pissing, shitting, or trying to grab food off my plate. I've got better things to worry about. You ask for people's opinion, and that's mine. I mean, hell, let's police everything that is wrong. Lets install camera's at every stop sign, because not coming to a complete stop is just wrong. And lets put speed camera's everywhere as well, cause going 75 in a 65 is dangerous and wrong. And let's tattle tale on our coworkers when they are 5 minutes late, cause "I was here on time, so why shouldn't they be. That's just not right." And let's call the police on Onerareviper because he forgot to put his registration sticker on his license plate, and that's not right. He needs a $25 ticket to teach him a lesson.

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Old March 8th, 2008, 09:38 PM   #68
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Allergies or not. Dogs and children should not ever be allowed in restaurants and both should always be leashed until they are at least 16 (in human years).
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Old March 8th, 2008, 10:31 PM   #69
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as usual, chuck is right.

and why wait till the dog jumps up and grabs a green bean before we kick the dog out of a place it doesnt belong in the first place.

and theres never a good reason to be late for work.
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Old March 8th, 2008, 10:44 PM   #70
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and theres never a good reason to be late for work.
What if your dog jumped up and ate your breakfast and you had to cook it all over again?

It's simple. Dogs are dirtier than people. They do not bathe as often, they walk around in piss and shit, and they lick themselves. They lay in grass with all the germs, and sometimes have fleas. What if you are sitting there, enjoying your tenderloin, and the idiot next to you has his dog there. The dog decides to shake himself off and all the craps embedded in his fur goes airborne. I for one do not need extra flavor added to my steak.
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Allergies or not. Dogs and children should not ever be allowed in restaurants and both should always be leashed until they are at least 16 (in human years).
So what you're saying is this is wrong on a multitude of levels:

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Old March 9th, 2008, 12:53 AM   #73
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So what you're saying is this is wrong on a multitude of levels:

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewar...99/KS16447.JPG

That kicks ass honestly. My dogs can sit right by me and share my food. I don't care at all. Now, some random dog in a restaurant, fuck that. I put my poor little guys in a pet resort once, and they caught more shit that I ever thought possible...kennel cough, etc... I wouldn't want a random mutt eating next to me.
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That kicks ass honestly. My dogs can sit right by me and share my food. I don't care at all. Now, some random dog in a restaurant, fuck that. I put my poor little guys in a pet resort once, and they caught more shit that I ever thought possible...kennel cough, etc... I wouldn't want a random mutt eating next to me.
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So what you're saying is this is wrong on a multitude of levels:

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewar...99/KS16447.JPG

Out in the middle of a field. That's a good place for a dog and a kid.
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Just some FOOD for thought.

It has been proven that dog saliva is alot cleaner than a humans and is capable of killing bacteria.

Would you rather watch a young couple make out in a resturant giving each other no telling what kind of germs......or watch rover share a steak dinner with his master

Me personaley......neither one.