Att: Rocman

**SoCal Rebell** · December 6th, 2007, 08:16 PM

You have fingers like sausages

I met Mark for the first time today, he's a BIG boy

**Rocman** · December 6th, 2007, 08:17 PM

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You have fingers like sausages

I met Mark for the first time today, he's a BIG boy

That's what my wife says.

**SoCal Rebell** · December 6th, 2007, 08:20 PM

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That's what my wife says.

She must be a happy woman

**Rocman** · December 6th, 2007, 08:23 PM

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She must be a happy woman

She is most of the time. There are times when I catch that look in her eye that say "What the hell did I see in this clown?"

**SoCal Rebell** · December 6th, 2007, 08:31 PM

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She is most of the time. There are times when I catch that look in her eye that say "What the hell did I see in this clown?"

Haha, I jumped in my Jeep to go home and my cell rings, it's DOC

He doesn't have a Bronx accent

**Richie-SRT10** · December 6th, 2007, 08:34 PM

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She is most of the time. There are times when I catch that look in her eye that say "What the hell did I see in this clown?"

I have felt that way a few times.

**Rocman** · December 6th, 2007, 08:35 PM

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Haha, I jumped in my Jeep to go home and my cell rings, it's DOC

He doesn't have a Bronx accent

How is it you have lived in Cali for so long and still have that accent, yet Madonna goes to the UK for a month and sounds like a local.

**SoCal Rebell** · December 6th, 2007, 08:39 PM

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How is it you have lived in Cali for so long and still have that accent, yet Madonna goes to the UK for a month and sounds like a local.

I called DOC this morning and didn't leave my name, for a minute he couldn't figure out who it was, he thought it was one of his NY lawyer friends and I left a fairly nasty message

I told Adam I wanna meet his friends

**vettetr** · December 6th, 2007, 08:41 PM

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I have felt that way a few times.

I know that look too Richie! I'm just hopin my wife NEVER comes to her senses!

**Rocman** · December 6th, 2007, 08:45 PM

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I called DOC this morning and didn't leave my name, for a minute he couldn't figure out who it was, he thought it was one of his NY lawyer friends and I left a fairly nasty message

I told Adam I wanna meet his friends

Speaking of leaving a message, I fixed my Voicemail.

Make no mistake though, I WILL know when YOU leave a message.

**Rocman** · December 6th, 2007, 08:48 PM

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I know that look too Richie! I'm just hopin my wife NEVER comes to her senses!

I'm not worried about it. I think I am the only man in existance that can phase out my wife's

.

**SoCal Rebell** · December 6th, 2007, 09:02 PM

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I'm not worried about it.

Then why did you take that Deluxe Electric Motorized Penis Enlargement Pump from me

**Rocman** · December 6th, 2007, 09:06 PM

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Then why did you take that Deluxe Electric Motorized Penis Enlargement Pump from me

I should say that I dont worry about it, NOW.

**Doc** · December 7th, 2007, 12:20 AM

I think Ron is just hurt because he's not unique in my life, unfortunately I can replace him with any number of Brooklyn or Bronx jews.

I am, however, worried about early onset dimentia as he was asking how my pregnant wife was doing. That is all well an good but she gave birth 16 months ago, unless he knows something I don't.

One of these days I have to get up to LA, until then I am stuck with catwood and sundiego.

Monzsta · December 7th, 2007, 01:11 AM

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I'm not worried about it. I think I am the only man in existance that can phase out my wife's

.

No, you're not. Except I was dumb enough to unconsciously do it when she was talking to me and then asked me point blank:

"What did I just say?"

(awkward moment, panic creeping into me)

(still drawing a blank)

(sheepish grin) "I'm sorry, dear. what was it you said?"

"I SAID it SEEMS like YOU'RE NOT paying ATTENTION to me LATELY!"

Cold shoulders and suppers ensue. Wish I could do the wife mute thing with more discression.