Now, to recap for the reading impared on the board:
I started this thread after receiving a neg rep from BGM. I stated opening in my original post that I was not threatened in any way, shape or form but was simply attempting to manipulate the Rock Star rule to its furthermost limits in an attempt to see BGM banned . In fact, to save all you wankers the trouble, I am going to quote a portion of my original post:
Exactly FOUR posts later, I said the same thing, in yet simpler language:
BUT WAIT! The confusion continued. YoT chimes in, and BGM arrives to make a non-sensical post about how I am causing forest fires, divorces and the renovations in MarkO's home. I say, yet again:
A few more random damblings from YoT and some fuckin' newb lead to me, yet again, commenting on how even I see this thread as a joke, saying it should be the most action the Alley has seen in a while. It is at this point that Vetter makes a prediction for a 5-pager (whofully inadequate it seems).
It should be mentioned, for the record, that even our pea-brained Darius dropped by to remind me I was being a fuck-head. This should have been sign number one the majority of you were misreading this thread. If Darius steps left, I would make damn certain to jump right. He's the village idiot.
I decided at page two that, apparently, I need to yet again reiterate my stance. I did so by saying:
Now, apparently, the majority of the board has me on ignore, or only read my thread title, because the ensuing four pages were filled with comments about my donation status, my reasons for being, the legitimacy of my actions and other small talk such as gay porn (courtesy of BGM), the movie Lethal Weapon 4 and a youtube clip.
BGM then found a picture of my old car, uploaded to his private photobucket account and proceeded to make fun of the college kid for driving a new Jeep. Niiiice one, Mike. Maybe when you get done with that you can head on over to the local circus and steal a couple of corndogs from some retards?
I announced, yet again, that I was simply trying to get the rules bent just-far-enough to make BGM go away. I decided to try and use the picture as leverage (shitty leverage, think of it as a rotten log trying to move a two ton boulder kind of leverage).
Yet more mindless drivel ensures. With even TWYD getting in on the action. BGM was not to be outdone, and responded to a smilie laced rant from the one and only norm with his very own non-sensical collection of smilies. It was harmonious.
In the interest of saving space, I'll condense this even more: a few members decided they would pull the classic Emilie schtick and crack off a couple jokes about some free vacations. PJ wandered over and had a little pow wow and trip down memory lane with Laura and whammo, here we are. I am correcting YoT's porn terminology and attempting to explain that, yes, Virginia, it was a lame attempt at circumventing the rules.
And to think most people wrote this thread off as dead at page two.
And for the record, I still think we should find some reason to ban BGM.
Blah, blah, fucking blah.
Judging from the posts in this thread, I think it's a fair assessment that as many (or more) people would rather see you gone than BGM.
Maybe you should wake up to the sobering fact that a.) you don't bring any more to The Alley with your non-Viper owning, AG-whore-ass than BGM does, b.) you're just not important enough for anybody to follow along in your footsteps and call for a ban of BGM, and c.) whining about getting people banned doesn't quite seem to go over well here. Even a n00b such as myself has figured that out in my mere 11-months of existence on this board.
Regarding your donation status...it would seem that somebody who has been here for four years would have figured that out by now. And if you don't get the hints that were lobbed your way like live grenades, then I'm not sure I should exert the effort to explain it.
And not merely because BGM suggested it I think you do, in fact, deserve some neg rep.
S.
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'98 GTS, red...blown...not built by a furniture moving man in a wood-frame garage...
Now, to recap for the reading impared on the board:
I started this thread after receiving a neg rep from BGM. I stated opening in my original post that I was not threatened in any way, shape or form but was simply attempting to manipulate the Rock Star rule to its furthermost limits in an attempt to see BGM banned . In fact, to save all you wankers the trouble, I am going to quote a portion of my original post:
Exactly FOUR posts later, I said the same thing, in yet simpler language:
BUT WAIT! The confusion continued. YoT chimes in, and BGM arrives to make a non-sensical post about how I am causing forest fires, divorces and the renovations in MarkO's home. I say, yet again:
A few more random damblings from YoT and some fuckin' newb lead to me, yet again, commenting on how even I see this thread as a joke, saying it should be the most action the Alley has seen in a while. It is at this point that Vetter makes a prediction for a 5-pager (whofully inadequate it seems).
It should be mentioned, for the record, that even our pea-brained Darius dropped by to remind me I was being a fuck-head. This should have been sign number one the majority of you were misreading this thread. If Darius steps left, I would make damn certain to jump right. He's the village idiot.
I decided at page two that, apparently, I need to yet again reiterate my stance. I did so by saying:
Now, apparently, the majority of the board has me on ignore, or only read my thread title, because the ensuing four pages were filled with comments about my donation status, my reasons for being, the legitimacy of my actions and other small talk such as gay porn (courtesy of BGM), the movie Lethal Weapon 4 and a youtube clip.
BGM then found a picture of my old car, uploaded to his private photobucket account and proceeded to make fun of the college kid for driving a new Jeep. Niiiice one, Mike. Maybe when you get done with that you can head on over to the local circus and steal a couple of corndogs from some retards?
I announced, yet again, that I was simply trying to get the rules bent just-far-enough to make BGM go away. I decided to try and use the picture as leverage (shitty leverage, think of it as a rotten log trying to move a two ton boulder kind of leverage).
Yet more mindless drivel ensures. With even TWYD getting in on the action. BGM was not to be outdone, and responded to a smilie laced rant from the one and only norm with his very own non-sensical collection of smilies. It was harmonious.
In the interest of saving space, I'll condense this even more: a few members decided they would pull the classic Emilie schtick and crack off a couple jokes about some free vacations. PJ wandered over and had a little pow wow and trip down memory lane with Laura and whammo, here we are. I am correcting YoT's porn terminology and attempting to explain that, yes, Virginia, it was a lame attempt at circumventing the rules.
And to think most people wrote this thread off as dead at page two.
And for the record, I still think we should find some reason to ban BGM.
If Darius steps left, I would make damn certain to jump right. He's the village idiot.
And you're the village crybaby.
Understanding, of course, that Viper-ownership isn't necessarily requisite to post on The Alley, I think the owner of a TT GTS > the owner of a fucking Subaru Legacy with your credentials.
S.
And you're the village crybaby.
Understanding, of course, that Viper-ownership isn't necessarily requisite to post on The Alley, I think the owner of a TT GTS > the owner of a fucking Subaru Legacy with your credentials.
S.
Hey, what's wrong with Subarus? Granted, mine will have a $10K sound system in it by Thursday.
I'm still trying to figure out why Enema thinks Darius is the village idiot
Little D is cool and a kick ass bike rider!
Well then again it seems like everyone on here was basically titled an asshole by Enema
SNORTMAN- AND YOUR POINT IS???????????????????????
Very clever, Norm.
I'll save you the trouble of thinking of the next way in which you can ingeniously modify my screen name for a laugh from helmet-wearing, short-bus riders who get dressed by matching the animal in the waistband of their poly trousers to to one on the breast pocket where they stash their crayon scribbled Denny's menus for future reference.
Simply add in an "e" after the "r" and before the "m". It'll make for guffaw-inducing hilarity.
BTW... Two minutes to Wapner.
S.
