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Old July 23rd, 2003, 10:07 AM   #1
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My Mother-In-law arrives at our new house tomorrow.
I knew this time would come. And the day has been established. It is tomorrow. [img]/images/graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

She arrives after lunch... But she didn't mention when she was leaving. [img]/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
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Old July 23rd, 2003, 10:27 AM   #2
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You are so fortunate to have relatives stop by and visit with you for extended lenghts of time. Pity the single man alone in his domicile. I envy you.
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Old July 23rd, 2003, 10:52 AM   #3
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Do you hate her?




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Old July 23rd, 2003, 10:59 AM   #4
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is she hot?
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Old July 23rd, 2003, 11:01 AM   #5
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Does she shallow?
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Old July 23rd, 2003, 11:38 AM   #6
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Re: My Mother-In-law arrives at our new house tomorrow.
Chuck, why do i think you are being facecious? (sp)

I don't hate her.
She is not hot.
And I bet she does swallow. [img]/images/graemlins/puke.gif[/img]


She is not a problem. I am just worried about how she is going to handle it when she walkes down to my office at 0100 and there I sit in a bunny suit with porno on three monitors [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]a pipe blazing, empty bourbon bottles everywhere, and a half full one in my hands, [img]/images/graemlins/freak3.gif[/img] while pulling hampsters out of a box and stepping on them while posting to some stupid guy with a viper, and cleaning my arsenal.. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]


Guess i will just look her in the eye, puke on the floor, and tell her to go back to bed, this was all just a bad dream.
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sounds like just another day in the old red house to me.

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Old July 23rd, 2003, 12:58 PM   #8
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Old July 23rd, 2003, 01:06 PM   #9
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he just did. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old July 23rd, 2003, 03:24 PM   #11
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Re: My Mother-In-law arrives at our new house tomorrow.
Red5,

you have my sincere condolences, where do I sent a bottle of comfort? Your choice.
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you have my sincere condolences, where do I sent a bottle of comfort? Your choice.
Thanks ASa, I know you mean that from the bottom of your heart.

You did, however, remind me to go ahead and pre-buy a bunch more booze. That way it won't look like I bought it just because she is going to be here.

he he, a little secret. I just put in for weekend orders. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] I am going to try and patrol a sailing regatta. [img]/images/graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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Were? in MA, the wife is at one
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