Most of you dipshits are here because we not only have a policy of anything goes but nowadays, it's; ANYONE GOES.
The charter members of the Alley look on and shake their heads at this shit. And this also goes for long time snake diggers like MRob and her little weener, NoMan.
If we want 'current events', we'll regurgitate the evening news. No thanks.
If we want the latest Metro-Sexual Fads, we'll tune in right fuckin' here! You guys are such fad-fags!
Just so you pimped out, tatoo-ridden, ear-ring wearing little WANNABEES don't know it...... THERE'S A HISTORY TO THE ALLEY and that history was made by MEN.... Not the ball scratchin', couch potatoe, bench racing little fuckmums like you, but REAL men that drive fast cars and fast lives.
So what is that history? Does even ONE of you little Oscar Meyer, bacon wrapped, cheese dicks have a clue? I doubt it!
Does even one of you one-balled scrotum shavers even remember when the Viper was the first American car that made 400 HP in like 20 years? Hell no!
If you don't have a Viper, a Vette, a badass motorcycle, a high powered rifle or a damned fine looking wife, GTFO!
PIMP is BAD, you little pimpmasters! The 'FATHERS' are looking on.... Try and not disappoint!
No earings, no tatoos, no vette, just sold the bike, but I am up for the rest - plus nothin here is gonna piss me off.
AND - I promise never to cry to a mod!!!!!
But riddle me this, choir boy, who are the IronMen? You can't answer because you are a late comer.... And BTW, do you have a Viper? Have you EVER had a Viper? Does at least your daddy have a Viper?
Sorry guys don't mean to go off topic. I am brand new member and looking for infomation on 04 Viper. I am a converted chevy guy, yes I have fast cars, yes I am a member of NRA, yes I have a fast American made motorcycle and my wife is a strong 8 (that drives a hemi). I will be purchasing a viper in the next 30-60 days (once I locate the right one). What I need to know is how to post a thread.
It's so bad that Fontenot even thinks that a Mercedes crossover is a "truck." He's left boudin and etouffee and crawfish boils and deep fried turkey behind him, and has started drinking espresso and living in the liberal side of Austin. When even Fontenot has become a Cabella Cowboy, well....I guess I'd have to quote Rockstar quoting you: shit, bitch, hell.
Most of you dipshits are here because we not only have a policy of anything goes but nowadays, it's; ANYONE GOES.
The charter members of the Alley look on and shake their heads at this shit. And this also goes for long time snake diggers like MRob and her little weener, NoMan.
If we want 'current events', we'll regurgitate the evening news. No thanks.
If we want the latest Metro-Sexual Fads, we'll tune in right fuckin' here! You guys are such fad-fags!
Just so you pimped out, tatoo-ridden, ear-ring wearing little WANNABEES don't know it...... THERE'S A HISTORY TO THE ALLEY and that history was made by MEN.... Not the ball scratchin', couch potatoe, bench racing little fuckmums like you, but REAL men that drive fast cars and fast lives.
So what is that history? Does even ONE of you little Oscar Meyer, bacon wrapped, cheese dicks have a clue? I doubt it!
Does even one of you one-balled scrotum shavers even remember when the Viper was the first American car that made 400 HP in like 20 years? Hell no!
If you don't have a Viper, a Vette, a badass motorcycle, a high powered rifle or a damned fine looking wife, GTFO!
PIMP is BAD, you little pimpmasters! The 'FATHERS' are looking on.... Try and not disappoint!
--Hawg
This kinda reminded me of an intro to a beer commercial..... sorry I could not resist.
