I have a Botox booth at the Galleria in Dallas. I use MSMA crabgrass killer instead of real Botox and get similar results with vastly increased profits. If you happen to stop by and mention seeing this post, I give you an extra 10% off a frown line treatment.
How about a free tat removal with a Ryobi belt sander? I want your business.
You sir, are an amateur. Everyone knows Ryobi belt sanders suck! I got 2 words for you, Porter Cable. It will double, even triple your business. Think about it, man, think about it.
OK, fuck it. I am in with the tool talk. Maybe a Festool or something along those lines would work well...built in vac and all.
NoMan, since you are in Dallas, perhaps you could offer a makeup removal/scraper kit, a de-cunting procedure, and a how to not wear your prom dress to the mall seminar. It seems everyone up there could use an ass pole removal procedure as well.
Mothers boyfriend and partner have a scrap metal yard, lot of $$$, and people are so desperate right now their actually bringing urns and bronze, copper etc items stolen from graveyards, even the small inlaid ones in the ground (not standup) but its illegal and they report it. They sell a shitload to China.
You sir, are an amateur. Everyone knows Ryobi belt sanders suck! I got 2 words for you, Porter Cable. It will double, even triple your business. Think about it, man, think about it.
You Sir, appear to be unfamiliar with mall booth capital expenditures. With the money I saved using the Ryobi belt sander, I was able to purchase a Ronco premium melon baller set, sizes 1.0 centimeter through 3.0 centimeters, for sebaceous cyst removals. Our "a flick of my wrist will remove your cyst" ad campaign will commence soon. I can make you a deal on this service too, shoot me a PM.
Part of the success of my mall booth is my willingness to expand with unconventional dermatological procedures. I may write a book.
OK, fuck it. I am in with the tool talk. Maybe a Festool or something along those lines would work well...built in vac and all.
NoMan, since you are in Dallas, perhaps you could offer a makeup removal/scraper kit, a de-cunting procedure, and a how to not wear your prom dress to the mall seminar. It seems everyone up there could use an ass pole removal procedure as well.
We have found that a stiff wire brush dipped in Howard's varnish and paint remover does wonders on makeup demolition for most hags. The de-cunting procedure is easily accomplished with Thompson's expanding fast setting hydraulic concrete. We are flexible on the mall attire issue as to not offend potential customers. Did you date a Dallas girl by chance?
