For all the dog lovers here..............

viper spray · August 27th, 2007, 08:07 AM

I don't have a mutt , but if I did it would be one of these.

Two Legged Dog

redlineviper · August 27th, 2007, 08:17 AM

Very cool.

K-80-123 · August 27th, 2007, 08:23 AM

Great Dog!!

plumcrazy · August 27th, 2007, 11:19 AM

they are amazingly adaptable animals

**SoCal Rebell** · August 27th, 2007, 11:25 AM

Whata great story

**Biggest** · August 27th, 2007, 03:24 PM

Awesome! Reminds me of a kid in high school who only had one leg and really no use of his arms. He made it to the state track finals for the high jump. Kid was remarkable, we'd call him the human pogo stick and he would laugh and was very cool.

Mark O · August 27th, 2007, 04:27 PM

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Awesome! Reminds me of a kid in high school who only had one leg and really no use of his arms. He made it to the state track finals for the high jump. Kid was remarkable, we'd call him the human pogo stick and he would laugh and was very cool.

I knew a girl who had one leg 4" shorter than the other. Her name was Eileen.

Denny Wagner · August 27th, 2007, 04:33 PM

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I knew a girl who had one leg 4" shorter than the other. Her name was Eileen.

Didn't she have a sister with a wooden leg....named Peg??

And, a deformed brother that they laid at the front door....named Matt??

redlineviper · August 27th, 2007, 05:33 PM

And the dad with no arms or legs that swam named BOB

Mark O · August 27th, 2007, 07:01 PM

.....and a guy named Cliff who constantly had seagulls flying around him, who also had an oddball brother who used to hang himself on pegs in the wall. His name was Art..

bigmike32172 · August 27th, 2007, 07:10 PM

Or how about the other guy that hangs bewtween my legs called Dick?

**Joelcool** · August 27th, 2007, 07:15 PM

No arm/ leg jokes continue;

Guy in the mail box = Bill
Two guys hanging on the wall next to a window = Kurt n Rod
Guy in a pile of leaves = Russell

And the best one, What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesnt matter, he won't come to you anyway!

What do you do with a dog with no legs.....take him out for a drag.

**Joelcool** · August 27th, 2007, 07:16 PM

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Or how about the other guy that hangs bewtween my legs called Dick?

I guessed shorty or stubs.

bigmike32172 · August 27th, 2007, 07:21 PM

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I guessed shorty or stubs.

I was going to say Ryan, but that wouldn't be nice

**vettetr** · August 27th, 2007, 08:40 PM

Ok, what do you get when you pull the wings off of a fly..

A walk!

Sorry Spray, the dog story was great! Ok, now I am feeling guilty