It's a good thing you didn't see what the volley of Hydrashoks did to the Talibani-Coon sapper assaulting my garbage last night.
E-Double, I could have used some of those "Hydrashoks" last year with a raccoon. I went to the mailbox at around dusk to get the mail and noticed;what I thought to be a medium size dog. After a second I realized it was a raccoon. He was about 6 feet from me. So genius me decides to jump toward him and yell. Somehow I thought he would run away scared. Next thing I know he's hissing and running towards me all the while I am running up the driveway to the safety of the garage. I grab a broom and head back down. Fortunately for me he was gone. He probably would have tore my ass up and forced me to get rabies shots. Not one of my more shining moments.
E-Double, I could have used some of those "Hydrashoks" last year with a raccoon. I went to the mailbox at around dusk to get the mail and noticed;what I thought to be a medium size dog. After a second I realized it was a raccoon. He was about 6 feet from me. So genius me decides to jump toward him and yell. Somehow I thought he would run away scared. Next thing I know he's hissing and running towards me all the while I am running up the driveway to the safety of the garage. I grab a broom and head back down. Fortunately for me he was gone. He probably would have tore my ass up and forced me to get rabies shots. Not one of my more shining moments.
That would have made a good vid for YouTube of you lying on the ground with the racoon on you
I'm not too proud to say that thing scared the shit out of me! I'm just glad the neighbors didn't witness the sissy drive-way jog.
I'm sure it's one of those things that they bring up ocassionally to laugh at at their dinner table.
"Honey, remember that night when we seen the guy next door........"
I'm sure it's one of those things that they bring up ocassionally to laugh at at their dinner table.
"Honey, remember that night when we seen the guy next door........"
Damn, Now you got me wondering! My luck I let out a major sissy scream (I most certainly have that blocked out and would deny till I die) while running. Shit, I'm moving.
Damn, Now you got me wondering! My luck I let out a major sissy scream (I most certainly have that blocked out and would deny till I die) while running. Shit, I'm moving.
What was that line from Ace Ventura When Nature Calls...." Chief says you scream like sissy girl"! Shit, I'd move to Arizona but there's problems with the heat, the mexicans and rocks in the road!
What was that line from Ace Ventura When Nature Calls...." Chief says you scream like sissy girl"! Shit, I'd move to Arizona but there's problems with the heat, the mexicans and rocks in the road!
