I'm the biggest Muslim ever. I encourage all Muslims to join me at Rancho De Bango tomorrow for an It's a Jihad January extravaganza!
I'm going all out on this one, fellas. We're talking pinatas filled with goat meat, Pin the Dynamite Belt on the Palestinian, and a new rendition of the hit infidel game, Tag, using my AR15.
At 5:30pm, we'll board a chartered C130 and fly out to the Camp TexRay 69. If you've not already upgraded on your Frequent Carpet Miles, you might want to, as all the seats in the back are...well, there are no seats in the back. I hope you can deal with blindfolds and shackles. It's not so bad. People pay good money for that shit in Vegas.
So, come on down and meet your fellow Texan Muslims! It'll be like Ramadan in January. Oh, I forgot. Tell the Hebrew at the door with the tactical haircut that the password is "Sayaret".
I forgot I also kneel down, face southwest and cowtow twice daily to the master postwhore himself in Houston. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
[quote=Lil Schuey] I'm the biggest Muslim ever. I encourage all Muslims to join me at Rancho De Bango tomorrow for an It's a Jihad January extravaganza!
I'm going all out on this one, fellas. We're talking pinatas filled with goat meat, Pin the Dynamite Belt on the Palestinian, and a new rendition of the hit infidel game, Tag, using my AR15.
At 5:30pm, we'll board a chartered C130 and fly out to the Camp TexRay 69. If you've not already upgraded on your Frequent Carpet Miles, you might want to, as all the seats in the back are...well, there are no seats in the back. I hope you can deal with blindfolds and shackles. It's not so bad. People pay good money for that shit in Vegas.
So, come on down and meet your fellow Texan Muslims! It'll be like Ramadan in January. Oh, I forgot. Tell the Hebrew at the door with the tactical haircut that the password is "Sayaret".<hr /></blockquote>
I converted to Jewdaism late last year (formerly a Southern Babtist)...just to avoid buying presents for Christmas...and for the jokes...
I have found that it is really a pain in the ass to be a good Jew. First of all, the Laws of Kashrut suck...How am I supposed to know if my Ribeye was drained and broiled, or if the freakin cow was even killed in accordance with Jewish law. And what if I get a hankering for some bacon??? And SHRIMP! What the fuck do the Torah have against SHRIMP! I am permitted to eat a garbage fish like CARP, but a bucket of peel and eat shrimp is forbidden...And the last straw is the separation of fleishig and milchig...WTF??? So now CHEESEBURGERS are out...
I am not sure how much longer I can continue to be a Jew Bastard...I may have to give Catholicism a whirl...I hear Catholic chicks ROCK!
And I'm gonna need a good "butt-plug", in case I am ask to be an alter boy!
[quote=Lil Schuey] I'm the biggest Muslim ever. I encourage all Muslims to join me at Rancho De Bango tomorrow for an It's a Jihad January extravaganza!
I'm going all out on this one, fellas. We're talking pinatas filled with goat meat, Pin the Dynamite Belt on the Palestinian, and a new rendition of the hit infidel game, Tag, using my AR15.
At 5:30pm, we'll board a chartered C130 and fly out to the Camp TexRay 69. If you've not already upgraded on your Frequent Carpet Miles, you might want to, as all the seats in the back are...well, there are no seats in the back. I hope you can deal with blindfolds and shackles. It's not so bad. People pay good money for that shit in Vegas.
So, come on down and meet your fellow Texan Muslims! It'll be like Ramadan in January. Oh, I forgot. Tell the Hebrew at the door with the tactical haircut that the password is "Sayaret".
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Don't forget to follow Jamit into our special shower facility where you will be refreshed after your long journey. Pay no attention to how Jamit looks ... he's Al Qaeda to the fucking bone despite those blue eyes and the non-standard Cat cap turban supplement.
[quote=Snake Bitten] Jamit is apparently pre-occupied with his cooking hobby...probably mixing up a fresh batch of ammonium nitrate and fuel oil right now... <hr /></blockquote>
[quote=SeriousEric] [quote=Lil Schuey] I'm the biggest Muslim ever. I encourage all Muslims to join me at Rancho De Bango tomorrow for an It's a Jihad January extravaganza!
I'm going all out on this one, fellas. We're talking pinatas filled with goat meat, Pin the Dynamite Belt on the Palestinian, and a new rendition of the hit infidel game, Tag, using my AR15.
At 5:30pm, we'll board a chartered C130 and fly out to the Camp TexRay 69. If you've not already upgraded on your Frequent Carpet Miles, you might want to, as all the seats in the back are...well, there are no seats in the back. I hope you can deal with blindfolds and shackles. It's not so bad. People pay good money for that shit in Vegas.
So, come on down and meet your fellow Texan Muslims! It'll be like Ramadan in January. Oh, I forgot. Tell the Hebrew at the door with the tactical haircut that the password is "Sayaret".
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Don't forget to follow Jamit into our special shower facility where you will be refreshed after your long journey. Pay no attention to how Jamit looks ... he's Al Qaeda to the fucking bone despite those blue eyes and the non-standard Cat cap turban supplement. <hr /></blockquote>
What do the sewage treatment plants do with "post Jamit shower water"? From my understanding, what was once pure H2O becomes a curry flavored complex-carbohydrate after mixing with the concauction of bodily fluids and fecis on his brown skin known as al queda corn. Do they route the "post Jamit shower water" to separate firing overns? Or do we get the misfortune of getting curry flavored drinking water in Tejas with a high carbohydrate content?[img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
[quote=King GTS] [quote=Snake Bitten] Jamit is apparently pre-occupied with his cooking hobby...probably mixing up a fresh batch of ammonium nitrate and fuel oil right now... <hr /></blockquote>
[quote=SmokinV10] What do the sewage treatment plants do with "post Jamit shower water"? From my understanding, what was once pure H2O becomes a curry flavored complex-carbohydrate after mixing with the concauction of bodily fluids and fecis on his brown skin known as al queda corn. Do they route the "post Jamit shower water" to separate firing overns? Or do we get the misfortune of getting curry flavored drinking water in Tejas with a high carbohydrate content?[img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>
I was thinking more along the lines of there being a problem filtering out the Zyklon-B from the Muslim effluent water.
