WTF, no more vibrators in Alabama.....

**SoCal Rebell** · February 22nd, 2007, 06:01 PM

.......the Alabama legislators have just passed a law making it illegal to sell vibrators or any other "sexual novelty" in the state of Alabama. I mean are you fucking kidding me? Alabama has always been one of "those" states in the bible belt that was used to prosecute adult video companies in the witch hunt of the late 80s, but this???? So sex items of any kind blow up dolls, lubes, toys are illegal to sell. What's this country coming to?

**Evil** · February 22nd, 2007, 06:06 PM

Sucks that people can't even lay themselves now...

Just Go · February 22nd, 2007, 06:23 PM

At this rate it's going to be illegal for men to buy a bottle of jergens and FHM at the same time.

Whats the next step, 5-10 for jerking off?

I see a dramatic rise in the sale of cucumber in the near future.

**PBG** · February 22nd, 2007, 06:25 PM

Battery sales in Alabama just took an unprecedented drop in numbers....

bigmike32172 · February 22nd, 2007, 06:27 PM

I guess vibrating cell phone sales will be going through the roof over there

**Joelcool** · February 22nd, 2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Go

At this rate it's going to be illegal for men to buy a bottle of jergens and FHM at the same time.

Whats the next step, 5-10 for jerking off?

I see a dramatic rise in the sale of cucumber in the near future.

You know what the worst part about eating a vegetable is.........

........getting them out of the wheelchair.

4x4 Viper · February 23rd, 2007, 08:07 AM

I've done business down there, and yes it's in the middle of the bible belt.

Facts and data:

1) More churches per block than AM/PM's or 7-11's.

2) No booze served even in bars on Sundays.

3) No Porno mags in any store.

4) They voted DOWN the state lotto as it "would prey" on the poor.

5) Best slow smoked/cook BBQ chicken I've eva had.

6) Friendliest drivers in the world causing traffic jams by slowing down to let you in front to cut in line.

7) One of the lowest income per capita per person in the states, I think only Mississippi beats them out for mo' po' folk'.

And yes now, no fake woodies up her Hoo-Ha...........

casey allred · February 23rd, 2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 4x4 Viper

I've done business down there, and yes it's in the middle of the bible belt.

Facts and data:

1) More churches per block than AM/PM's or 7-11's.

2) No booze served even in bars on Sundays.

3) No Porno mags in any store.

4) They voted DOWN the state lotto as it "would prey" on the poor.

5) Best slow smoked/cook BBQ chicken I've eva had.

6) Friendliest drivers in the world causing traffic jams by slowing down to let you in front to cut in line.

7) One of the lowest income per capita per person in the states, I think only Mississippi beats them out for mo' po' folk'.

And yes now, no fake woodies up her Hoo-Ha...........

Sounds about right on

**SeriousEric** · February 23rd, 2007, 09:01 AM

Sitting naked on the washing machine during spin cycle will now be illegal. Not to mention the purchase of peanut butter by female dog owners.

**Joelcool** · February 23rd, 2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SeriousEric

Sitting naked on the washing machine during spin cycle will now be illegal. Not to mention the purchase of peanut butter by female dog owners.

"Sitting naked on the washing machine during spin cycle will now be illegal."

I believe BigMIke already went to jail for this, although he was at a public Laundromat when he did it.

bigmike32172 · February 23rd, 2007, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Joelcool

"Sitting naked on the washing machine during spin cycle will now be illegal."

I believe BigMIke already went to jail for this, although he was at a public Laundromat when he did it.

Hey you were the one that put me up to it.
I didn't think you were going to call the cops on me though!

**SoCal Rebell** · February 23rd, 2007, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SeriousEric

Sitting naked on the washing machine during spin cycle will now be illegal.

Someone just watch "Four Brothers"

NoRice · February 23rd, 2007, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Go

At this rate it's going to be illegal for men to buy a bottle of jergens and FHM at the same time.

It would be kinda hard to buy FHM when its not being published anymore here in the states.

Damn that was a good mag!

**Matt** · February 23rd, 2007, 03:50 PM

I guess JT won't be moving to 'bama anytime soon.

**SoCal Rebell** · February 23rd, 2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt

I guess JT won't be moving to 'bama anytime soon.

Matt ya know Janni is in your neighborhood visiting SE and WW

**Matt** · February 23rd, 2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCal Rebell

Matt ya know Janni is in your neighborhood visiting SE and WW

Did she come bearing gifts?

TOM B · February 23rd, 2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt

Did she come bearing gifts?

Possibly a Red Jelly.....

Shotgun!!!

**SeriousEric** · February 23rd, 2007, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCal Rebell

Matt ya know Janni is in your neighborhood visiting SE and WW

We're going to get drunk tonight and talk shit about every single one of you.

**WickedWahine** · February 23rd, 2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SeriousEric

We're going to get drunk tonight and talk shit about every single one of you.

And that's different than any other Friday night how?