Give me a call to place your order. Have your credit card handy.
And then..... Maybe I can get the fatass to take me out to some virgin territory since I've long since cleaned out THIS neighborhood of anything useful.
Your Pal,
Moe
P.S. If you're looking for me, just follow the trail of whupped Schutzhund trained pussies.
Naaaa, no grecian. I actually clean up pretty well. I had to roll in fresh cowshit last weekend when -RUNNR and the boys were out just to get the fatass to wash me.
Your Superior in all things,
Moe
P.S. I found that Treo cell phone about 4 miles from here on county rd. 127. Works like a hose!
Naaaa, no grecian. I actually clean up pretty well. I had to roll in fresh cowshit last weekend when -RUNNR and the boys were out just to get the fatass to wash me.
Your Superior in all things,
Moe
P.S. I found that Treo cell phone about 4 miles from here on county rd. 127. Works like a hose!
I've never been on 127 so it's not mine. "Superior in all things"? I betcha I can take ya in a 100 yard dash
And beat me in the 100 yard dash? You kidding? Tell ya what, let's do that with a fire extiguisher in our mouths. Bottom line, you'd be in jail and I'd be getting another doggie bone from fatass.
And beat me in the 100 yard dash? You kidding? Tell ya what, let's do that with a fire extiguisher in our mouths. Bottom line, you'd be in jail and I'd be getting another doggie bone from fatass.
Great stuff! I needed a good laugh this evening! GO MOE!!!!!!
Not sure about your greyhounds and how fat and lazy they've become, but I'd put $100 on Cricket to take Finley, Cutter and the clepto in the 100 yd dash.
She can jump higher too, which might be beneficial because those are big boys.
