Is there an updated copy anywhere of the Alley Shitlist of the miserable cocksuckers that post here all the time but don't donate?
I'd really like to see one, because I'm sure that with the new format of renewing your donation status, some good people are just unaware that they've dropped off. Their brief inclusion on a shitlist would, I'm sure, be a welcome public service.
However, there are other more putrid and vile individuals continue to ravage the Alley for it's wealth of intellectually stimulating discourse but scoff at providing a meager financial donation to help support this site. Those are the individuals I would like to publicly humiliate and defile for being cheap pricks with no conscience. Like Tanked, who apparently has enough money to buy a Viper and consider building a piece of shit Diablo kit car, but can't come off ten fucking dollars for the Alley.
I am a one man fucking telethon. A slender, cool, well-hung Jerry Lewis. And the Alley is my kid in a wheelchair.
If you can come up with a synopsis of how much I rock, I would be happy to redonate to the place that has upped my rockingness.
Thanks to VA, I have also developed a taste for baby seal.
Wow, that's tough. You're not a hot bitch, a fast car, or a cool weapon, so I really don't know how much nice stuff I can say about you without sounding like I want to floss with your pubes.
How about this, I would rather read your posts than...
-watch Nate work on a Jason B with a pair of vice grips.
-watch Larry perform lypo on SRK using the suction from the Roe blower.
-watch Cutter turn all of On All 4's pits into his prison bitches.
-post pictures of Ned Flanders with a live boy or a dead girl.
That's about as fucking nice as I can be to another dude on short notice. You want anything more than that, you'll have to come back later when my meds have kicked in and I'm not feeling so homophobic.
[quote=Kenny;788571]...."Like Tanked, who apparently has enough money to buy a Viper and consider building a piece of shit Diablo kit car, but can't come off ten fucking dollars for the Alley..."
I'm also the guy who can't afford a 2k/mo house note.
If you recall it take me 10 years to save enough money to buy my viper.
I will donate....maybe after I become #1 on the shit list...
...."Like Tanked, who apparently has enough money to buy a Viper and consider building a piece of shit Diablo kit car, but can't come off ten fucking dollars for the Alley..."
I'm also the guy who can't afford a 2k/mo house note.
If you recall it take me 10 years to save enough money to buy my viper.
I will donate....maybe after I become #1 on the shit list...