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Old January 5th, 2007, 08:35 PM   #1
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I will bitch slap my daughters....

If they ever act like this.......

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Old January 5th, 2007, 08:56 PM   #2
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Old January 5th, 2007, 09:36 PM   #3
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Old January 5th, 2007, 09:36 PM   #4
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Old January 5th, 2007, 09:40 PM   #5
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Unfortunately this brat is no doubt a product of her upbringing. Her parents play a huge role in the way she acts because it was their failure as parents to teach that stuck up bitch some gratitude and manners. She reminded me of the girl I dated in high school that yelled at me on prom night for getting semen in her hair while sucking my cock. Oh, the memories...
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Old January 5th, 2007, 09:41 PM   #6
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Looked like a Saab. Must be nice to get such a nice car for your birthday.
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Old January 5th, 2007, 09:52 PM   #7
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Unfortunately this brat is no doubt a product of her upbringing. Her parents play a huge role in the way she acts because it was their failure as parents to teach that stuck up bitch some gratitude and manners. She reminded me of the girl I dated in high school that yelled at me on prom night for getting semen in her hair while sucking my cock. Oh, the memories...

Weren't you listening her dumb parents got her the wrong color poor girl, she looks devastated

BTW, she looks like she could use some mousse in her hair
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Old January 5th, 2007, 09:54 PM   #8
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Looked like a Saab. Must be nice to get such a nice car for your birthday.
Buy now......Saab later.

I looked at the 93T earlier this year as a gift to my wife for her birthday, and after testing the Lexus IS350, and the Infiniti G35, the Saab seemed like a Hyundai - Plastic crap where the Lexus and G had leather. Lack of sound deadening (Lexus is like a vault), and just seemed like a typical cheap GM car.

I wound up getting her the G35, and we've been very happy so far.
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Old January 5th, 2007, 09:54 PM   #9
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Old January 5th, 2007, 09:57 PM   #10
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Looks fake. Fortuitous there is a camera there...
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Old January 5th, 2007, 10:11 PM   #11
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Looks fake. Fortuitous there is a camera there...
I agree. They get an F- on their acting...
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Old January 5th, 2007, 10:13 PM   #12
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does this mean ron shouldnt style her hair. we were going to get her an audition on the casting couch

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Old January 5th, 2007, 10:15 PM   #13
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As long as ron can keep his mind on that precious dog of his, and off of her terrible acting skills, I'm sure the styling will go just fine
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Old January 6th, 2007, 06:35 AM   #14
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Here she is trying to explain herself...



I'd still hit it....


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Old January 6th, 2007, 07:01 AM   #15
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[quote=turbo50mike;782204]Here she is trying to explain herself...



I'd still hit it....


Mike....you'd "hit" 2 pieces of liver if someone held them for you!!
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Old January 6th, 2007, 07:17 AM   #16
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Mike....you'd "hit" 2 pieces of liver if someone held them for you!!
Hmmmm...
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Old January 6th, 2007, 07:28 AM   #17
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zen did you hit the buy it now on ebay?
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Old January 6th, 2007, 07:54 AM   #18
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They should return it and get her a blue one......


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Old January 6th, 2007, 09:18 AM   #19
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zen did you hit the buy it now on ebay?
funny...i got a few years before my kids get cars. my son is 6, daughters 4 and 2. when i turned 16 I had a mustang in the driveway..didnt care what color it was and was extremely grateful for what my father did.
i will do the same for my kids as long as their grades are up and they are not spoiled fuckin bastards like this little bitch was.

by the by....i would hit that shit in a heartbeat
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Old January 6th, 2007, 10:18 AM   #20
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