tom b,the only way for me to prove you wrong would be for you to see me so that you can see the dweeb i am,also look at your post count,i don't even have that if you were to add all the sites i go to so who's the real internet dweeb with time on their hands,as far as not getting laid even if i paid,
show me to your wife and ask her if she'll let me hit it,i'm sure she would let me and that takes care of the getting laid part,is a shame you're not from miami so we can meet,as far as all the capitalization and run on sentence part,hey i'm no school teacher,i'm a technician,i never liked school and i can't even type fast so you got me there,you guys started the shit and if it was a joke then whatever,i'm not loosing sleep over it,i'm done with it.
You know something you lame ass piece of internet shit technician wannabee, we don't cotton to family takes or real world threats here at the Alley.
You are a real tough guy behind the keyboard ya douche. You claim to be a tech right, where do you work, what are your ASE certifications, are you Viper certified, are you certified on anything? Well guess what, I am. You barked up the wrong tree here fucko. I have probably forgotten more about working on cars than you will ever know and you know what, I can use proper grammer and speak intelligently. I am sorry but a tech that can't string a proper sentance together doesn't work in my dealership. How can you read a service manual if you do not have a firm grasp of the English language? I currently run the parts department of the largest Chrysler Alpha dealer in the Chicago area, come on up and visit sometime if you can figure out how to by an airline ticket, we'll see how a real tech works.
As far as my wife, shit I don't even need to go there. With an intellect like yours I don't think anyones' wives, sisters or daughters are in too great danger, unless we are talking about farm animals and I am sure the farmers are nervous.
As far as the post count, a bunch of the guys on this site are my customers, for parts, service and technical advice so yeah I do spend some time on here. Call it a work day diversion, I like to keep in touch with the Viper community and this is a good way to do just that and occasionally set an alledged tech straight.
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Originally Posted by nitroused
ok,let me run and tell them like i got nothing else better to do fag,give it up,i don't like to play this gay shit on the internet,i wish you were local so we can fix this beef you got.
If you didn't "play this gay shit on the internet" you would have just walked away without further ass-raping yourself here with these posts so who's fooling who?
I guess the only real question here is why I am even explaining myself to a guy who is banging away at his keyboard in rage at 7pm cst? You must have a hell of a social life eh?
Now don't go away mad, just go away and don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
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You didn't hit a nerve, you are too ignorant and stupid to do that. All you did was make a off color, 4th grade maximum insult about someone's family.
There are very few things that are not allowed here. One is family takes, the other is real world threats. As I said, you didn't hit a nerve you just did something that isn't allowed.
If you molest young boys, it's not that you hit a nerve you just did something that was plain and simple wrong.
so i guess is cool for him to say i can't get laid even if i paid without knowing me?if you insult someone thats what happens and besides whatever happened to not taking the internet serious,that is what he said in other words.
so i guess is cool for him to say i can't get laid even if i paid without knowing me?if you insult someone thats what happens and besides whatever happened to not taking the internet serious,that is what he said in other words.
Actually no, you did not hit a nerve with the family take. If you had hit a nerve you would not be posting on this board, mmk!
If you really think you did, re-read my post, closer this time.
What hit a nerve is your obvious bluster and statement about being a tech. You give credible techs a bad name, the comment about not liking school, who really did? I take this business very seriously, it is a passion for me. I still work on cars regularly and it is very serious business. Take a peak at my avatar, that little car is my baby, and the drivers life is in my hands every time he gets in the seat. If I am not serious about it, he is dead. What does being a tech have to do with grammar and sentence structure? Simply it points to your intelligence and attention to detail, which can mean the difference between making a turn at speed or kissing a wall.
Did you read the name of this section, "Anything Goes". It also says; well almost anything, thin skinned members should stay out. I am the one here on the site, not any member of my family. I would not post about your family as they cannot speak for themselves and have done nor said anything to me. If you cannot take an insult, leave because you should not be here.
And yes, I said you couldn't get laid even if you paid for it, if it's not true than I guess it's no big deal. On the other hand, if it bothers you, well than I guess there must be at least a little kernel of truth to it. The more something bothers you, the more likely it is to be true.
Schools out punk, I don't need to waste my time on crap like you.
so i guess is cool for him to say i can't get laid even if i paid without knowing me?if you insult someone thats what happens and besides whatever happened to not taking the internet serious,that is what he said in other words.
Because a family take is kind of like me and you getting into a shoving match at a bar and then you running over to my 65 year old mom's house and knocking her down while she's watering the weeds out front.
a. She's not part of our beef
b. She's not able to defend herself
c. I'd be forced to tie your ass up over the hood of her Desoto and jam her prize barrel cactus up your fuckin' ass. And it would hurt me to do that because I know how much she loves that cactus.
That's why you don't do family takes. Capiche?
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hey austin,why don't you tell them the dumb shit you sent first, and tomb,who are we kidding,all a tech needs is tools,basic english,automotive experience,ase certifications wich of course i have and the local city permit,anyone can read a service manual,after all if you were so smart why not become a lawyer or doctor instead of turning wrenches,once again i never liked school and if i did then i would not be a tech because is not the most profitable job out there,i guess i'm lucky i made money in other ways,and if you tomb and anyone else out there feels like you're wasting your time on crap like me then give it up and stop internet thugging,go fuck the wife or something.
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as far as being mad about the getting laid comment,i'm not, i'm 5'9, 210 and 11% bodyfat,usually you see fat and old people drive vipers with lots of cash to pay for some ass,that is not the case here and i'm not about to post a picture here for all you fags to see cause that is pretty gay,i never had a hard time picking up chicks thank god.
all a tech needs is tools,basic english,automotive experience,ase certifications wich of course i have and the local city permit,anyone can read a service manual,after all if you were so smart why not become a lawyer or doctor instead of turning wrenches,
So basically, all I would have to do is get my ASE certs, and I would be a tech too, since I have the rest? Reading a service manual shouldn't even be a thought to a really good tech like Tom B. You should know what the problem is. Reading service manuals is what shadetree mechanics do when they get a 1973 Peugeot and need to find out the torque sequence. A good, race-level mechanic knows all the particulars of the specific vehicle that he is specializing in. You sound like a guy at Jiffy Lube that just got deer-in-headlight eyes after being asked which serpentine belt to put on a 2005 F-150.
And maybe (quite probably) be was more interested in being a professional race-car mechanic than a doctor or lawyer. Hell, I am none of the three, but I would pick race-car mechanic over being a doctor or lawyer.
hey anaconda,you're buddy tomb is the one that mentioned the stupid manual,nobody has that anymore,we have computers at dealers now for the longest,i don't know what dodge dealer he works,but in all the dealers i worked there are things called computers,example:aesis for audi-vesis for vw-and now i do nissan and we use a program called asist,manuals are a thing of the past.
as far as being mad about the getting laid comment,i'm not, i'm 5'9, 210 and 11% bodyfat,usually you see fat and old people drive vipers with lots of cash to pay for some ass,that is not the case here and i'm not about to post a picture here for all you fags to see cause that is pretty gay,i never had a hard time picking up chicks thank god.
Describing to us how you look just reiterates how gay you are. I mean, you HAVE come back to this thread after calling of us gay and stating that you were done with it, but you still keep coming back for more. And to top it off, you come back to tell us how you look. Gaydar = off the fucking scale!
