i say 90% of you guys here are a bunch of dicks and you're trying to filter out the people who don't belong here and since i don't have a viper yet is even worse,but not everyone is not the same,i bet if my first post here was about my new viper maybe it would be different but i could care less,there is always viperclub and they have way more info,i'm no dreamer and when i get the car i'll be sure to post a pic here,now if you want to ban me go ahead,i couldn't care less,you're all a bunch of assholes anyways.
i say 90% of you guys here are a bunch of dicks and you're trying to filter out the people who don't belong here and since i don't have a viper yet is even worse,but not everyone is not the same,i bet if my first post here was about my new viper maybe it would be different but i could care less,there is always viperclub and they have way more info,i'm no dreamer and when i get the car i'll be sure to post a pic here,now if you want to ban me go ahead,i couldn't care less,you're all a bunch of assholes anyways.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! Thank you for playing our little game, Johnny tell our little noob what he receives as a parting gift.
Well to start with he gets a lifetime supply of inadequacy and underachievement. Than as he grows into adulthood he can expect more of the same followed by rejection and lots of masturbation if he can even coax his hand to approach his dick and that pretty much covers it.
Well join us next time on the Viper Alley Games when the next noob comes off as an asshat and makes assumptions that piss people off even more. Thank you and see ya next time.
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i'm on a lot of other forums,yet this one is the only one with the games,and i have to grow up?
In short YES
There is a famous saying that goes something like this "the day you have your first good laugh at yourself, is the day you grow up."
And I would not really be proud of your experience and membership "on a lot of other forums" as that only serves to show that you are aninternet dweeb that has far too much time to spend on the internet, most likely due to your lack of marketable skills and/or the fact that you couldn't get laid if you paid for it.
now you're making me laugh,and you know all this from me just posting here?you got skills.
Prove me wrong wise guy.
With posts like this:
"i say 90% of you guys here are a bunch of dicks and you're trying to filter out the people who don't belong here and since i don't have a viper yet is even worse,but not everyone is not the same,i bet if my first post here was about my new viper maybe it would be different but i could care less,there is always viperclub and they have way more info,i'm no dreamer and when i get the car i'll be sure to post a pic here,now if you want to ban me go ahead,i couldn't care less,you're all a bunch of assholes anyways."
I think you have an uphill battle.
A)Try to use capitalization.
B)Try not to use run-on sentences.
C)Try not calling folks you don't know "dicks" or "assholes", too schoolyard.
D)Stop whining about a little internet hijinks.
E)Stop making assumptions and generalizations about people.
F)Don't use the Morg as a verbal club/threat.
Have I missed anything or does that about cover it? My prior comments were based on these observations and the fact that your ego got bruised by an internet joke. An adult or one who is mature, would not be hurt by this shit, ergo you are a punk.
Last edited by TOM B : September 6th, 2006 at 04:24 PM.
tom b,the only way for me to prove you wrong would be for you to see me so that you can see the dweeb i am,also look at your post count,i don't even have that if you were to add all the sites i go to so who's the real internet dweeb with time on their hands,as far as not getting laid even if i paid,
show me to your wife and ask her if she'll let me hit it,i'm sure she would let me and that takes care of the getting laid part,is a shame you're not from miami so we can meet,as far as all the capitalization and run on sentence part,hey i'm no school teacher,i'm a technician,i never liked school and i can't even type fast so you got me there,you guys started the shit and if it was a joke then whatever,i'm not loosing sleep over it,i'm done with it.
tom b,the only way for me to prove you wrong would be for you to see me so that you can see the dweeb i am,also look at your post count,i don't even have that if you were to add all the sites i go to so who's the real internet dweeb with time on their hands,as far as not getting laid even if i paid,
show me to your wife and ask her if she'll let me hit it,i'm sure she would let me and that takes care of the getting laid part,is a shame you're not from miami so we can meet,as far as all the capitalization and run on sentence part,hey i'm no school teacher,i'm a technician,i never liked school and i can't even type fast so you got me there,you guys started the shit and if it was a joke then whatever,i'm not loosing sleep over it,i'm done with it.
So, Tom's wife would let you have sex with her? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Im pretty sure Tom wouldnt go for that. Here you are, som n00b internet tough guy who thinks his shit doesnt stink after a night of beer and burritos. This site obviously isnt for you. Pack your e-bags and get the fuck out, dickcheese.
So run along and tell all of your other internet friends how the Alley is so mean and bad.
ok,let me run and tell them like i got nothing else better to do fag,give it up,i don't like to play this gay shit on the internet,i wish you were local so we can fix this beef you got.
ok,let me run and tell them like i got nothing else better to do fag,give it up,i don't like to play this gay shit on the internet,i wish you were local so we can fix this beef you got.
So now you want to meet up and make me a beef sandwich? Ghey.
I think its an all-around Alley word.
