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Old August 8th, 2006, 05:55 AM   #1
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And the Mother Of The Year Award goes to...............

.................Melanie Griffith

Ms. Griffith has sparked outrage after being photographed lighting her 17-year-old daughter Dakota's cigarette in Los Angeles. The legal age for smoking in the United States is 18.

The pair was spotted outside trendy Beverly Hills boutique Maxfield Wednesday taking a smoking break. Griffith was seen with a lit cigarette hanging out of her mouth, and she was using a lighter to help her daughter spark up her own cigarette.


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Old August 8th, 2006, 06:00 AM   #2
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OMG That's horrifying. We must protect the precious children. They are our future.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 08:11 AM   #3
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I'm with Chuck on this. In the grand scheme of things in life and how horrible some parents are out there, this ranks way down on my list of poor motherhood.

I'm not condoning encouraging your daughter to smoke, since I'm not a smoker and I don't like seeing kids do it, but there are a lot worse things that parents do to their kids out there.

A 17 year old daughter of a celebrity is going to do whatever they want and anyone trying to convince them otherwise will just drive them more into that rebellion.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 08:17 AM   #4
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Send her to Chucks for his special type of discipline......
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Old August 8th, 2006, 08:54 AM   #5
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http://imdb.com/name/nm0424848/

According to this, she is still 16 (born 10/4/89).

The reason I looked it up was because I was thinking that maybe she was like 17 years, 11 months, and 29 days or something close to 18 like that.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 08:59 AM   #6
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At least it wasn't Ozzy lighting a joint for Jack.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 09:05 AM   #7
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I wonder if this photograph was taken outside an abortion clinic (minus cigarette) if it would have stirred as much 'outrage'? Oh wait. I forgot. That's a 16 year olds right.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 09:10 AM   #8
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Um, her mom is freakin Melanie Griffith, with all that entails. Lighting a smoke is the least of her issues.

My dad would buy us beer when we were in high school, oh the horror!

Get real people. Besides, with those hollywood ninnies it could well be an herbal cigarette.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 09:10 AM   #9
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According to this, she is still 16 (born 10/4/89).

The reason I looked it up was because I was thinking that maybe she was like 17 years, 11 months, and 29 days or something close to 18 like that.

So how old is Melanie?????


She still looks kinda hot......


In a trashy sort of way.......
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Old August 8th, 2006, 10:38 AM   #10
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My dad would buy us beer when we were in high school, oh the horror!


My dad would buy me beer too! And by 'buy me beer', I mean he would buy himself a bunch of beer, get drunk and pass out, and I would drink the rest.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 10:44 AM   #11
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Hell, when I was sixteen my girlfriend's parents gave us pot.

The funny thing is that both of her brothers turned out to have genius IQs, she became a CPA, and none of them ever smoked pot after high school.

Me? Well, I think they fucked me up.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 11:02 AM   #12
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So how old is Melanie?????


She still looks kinda hot......


In a trashy sort of way.......
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Jeeeeezzzzus, she turns 49 tomorrow???
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Old August 8th, 2006, 11:07 AM   #13
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Old August 8th, 2006, 11:18 AM   #14
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So how old is Melanie?????


She still looks kinda hot......


In a trashy sort of way.......

The Antonio tattoo says it all.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 11:56 AM   #15
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i think its pretty horrid. most people who smoke dont give a shit about their health or that of the people around them.
i guess if melanie helped her daughter with inserting her boyfriends cock into her mouth that wouldnt be as bad? damn sure wont get cancer.

then again who cares? 90% of hollywood could disappear in my opinion.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 12:19 PM   #16
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In the cosmic scheme of warped Hollywood bimbosity this is a legal infraction akin to not carpooling on ozone-action day. Mom probably got her her first tattoo at 8, put her in rehab by ten and there are maybe two major producers she doesn't refer to as uncle so-and-so.
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Old August 8th, 2006, 12:23 PM   #17
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In the cosmic scheme of warped Hollywood bimbosity this is a legal infraction akin to not carpooling on ozone-action day. Mom probably got her her first tattoo at 8, put her in rehab by ten and there are maybe two major producers she doesn't refer to as uncle so-and-so.
Melanie is a ditz period, brain dead
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Old August 8th, 2006, 12:32 PM   #18
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