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July 25th, 2006, 01:39 PM
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Here's a one question IQ Test
Here's a one question IQ Test . . . . . .
If you get it wrong you are an idiot!
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a Hammer. How should he express himself?
Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer . . .
He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a Hammer"
July 25th, 2006, 01:46 PM
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Should have saved the out come.
July 25th, 2006, 01:47 PM
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Why the fuck would a blind man want a hammer?
July 25th, 2006, 01:49 PM
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July 25th, 2006, 01:51 PM
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Why the fuck would a blind man want a hammer?
Walnuts.
July 25th, 2006, 01:52 PM
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Walnuts.
How about 'urnuts?
July 25th, 2006, 01:54 PM
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How about 'urnuts?
Or uranus.
July 25th, 2006, 01:55 PM
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Or uranus.
Freudian admission of getting your ass hammered last night, huh?
July 25th, 2006, 02:00 PM
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Freudian admission of getting your ass hammered last night, huh?
I don't put much stock in that Freud fellow.......he was a raging cokehead ya know. Now Rasputin......he had some insight.
July 25th, 2006, 02:02 PM
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I don't put much stock in that Freud fellow.......he was a raging cokehead ya know. Now Rasputin......he had some insight.
True, but it's hard to listen to a man who has his nuts hammered by a blind man. Sounds like something Jon B would do.
July 25th, 2006, 02:04 PM
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Now Rasputin......he had some insight.
That song is annoying.
July 25th, 2006, 02:05 PM
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So , All of you closed your eyes and did a hammering motion to the store keep?
July 25th, 2006, 02:07 PM
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I had heard that fellating 300 pound bouncers, in an effort to sidestep cover charges at the local clubs, was his thing.
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July 25th, 2006, 02:10 PM
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I had heard that fellating 300 pound bouncers, in an effort to sidestep cover charges at the local clubs, was more his thing.
So if a blind man wanted to fellate a 300 pound bouncer, how would he tell him?
And if Janni wanted to acquire a red jelly dildo, would she send a blind man in to buy it?
July 25th, 2006, 02:15 PM
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So if a blind man wanted to fellate a 300 pound bouncer, how would he tell him?
A wink.
July 25th, 2006, 02:24 PM
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Why the fuck would a blind man want a hammer?
To hit the mute with.
July 25th, 2006, 02:44 PM
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Should have saved the out come.
If he had, you would have never solved it.
How do you keep an asshole in suspense?
July 25th, 2006, 03:06 PM
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How do you keep an asshole in suspense?
You play a game of "just the tip"?