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Old July 25th, 2006, 01:39 PM   #1
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If you get it wrong you are an idiot!


There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a Hammer. How should he express himself?

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He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a Hammer"
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Old July 25th, 2006, 01:46 PM   #2
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Should have saved the out come.
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Old July 25th, 2006, 01:47 PM   #3
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Why the fuck would a blind man want a hammer?
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Old July 25th, 2006, 01:49 PM   #4
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Old July 25th, 2006, 01:51 PM   #5
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Why the fuck would a blind man want a hammer?



Walnuts.
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Old July 25th, 2006, 01:52 PM   #6
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Walnuts.
How about 'urnuts?
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Old July 25th, 2006, 01:54 PM   #7
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How about 'urnuts?



Or uranus.
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Old July 25th, 2006, 01:55 PM   #8
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Or uranus.
Freudian admission of getting your ass hammered last night, huh?
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Old July 25th, 2006, 02:00 PM   #9
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Freudian admission of getting your ass hammered last night, huh?



I don't put much stock in that Freud fellow.......he was a raging cokehead ya know. Now Rasputin......he had some insight.
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Old July 25th, 2006, 02:02 PM   #10
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I don't put much stock in that Freud fellow.......he was a raging cokehead ya know. Now Rasputin......he had some insight.
True, but it's hard to listen to a man who has his nuts hammered by a blind man. Sounds like something Jon B would do.
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Old July 25th, 2006, 02:04 PM   #11
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Now Rasputin......he had some insight.
That song is annoying.
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Old July 25th, 2006, 02:05 PM   #12
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So , All of you closed your eyes and did a hammering motion to the store keep?
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Old July 25th, 2006, 02:07 PM   #13
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I had heard that fellating 300 pound bouncers, in an effort to sidestep cover charges at the local clubs, was his thing.

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I had heard that fellating 300 pound bouncers, in an effort to sidestep cover charges at the local clubs, was more his thing.
So if a blind man wanted to fellate a 300 pound bouncer, how would he tell him?

And if Janni wanted to acquire a red jelly dildo, would she send a blind man in to buy it?
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So if a blind man wanted to fellate a 300 pound bouncer, how would he tell him?



A wink.
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Old July 25th, 2006, 02:24 PM   #16
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Why the fuck would a blind man want a hammer?
To hit the mute with.
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Should have saved the out come.
If he had, you would have never solved it.

How do you keep an asshole in suspense?
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Old July 25th, 2006, 03:06 PM   #18
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How do you keep an asshole in suspense?
You play a game of "just the tip"?
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