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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:08 PM   #1
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New reason to watch the Miss Universe Pageant
Pageant officials have decided that during Sunday's live broadcast of the Miss Universe Contest they are going to allow Miss Israel and Miss Lebanon to have a catfight during the swimsuit portion to decide supremacy of the middle east. The first to rip off the other's gold bikini wins

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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:11 PM   #2
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Pageant officials have decided that during Sunday's live broadcast of the Miss Universe Contest they are going to allow Miss Israel and Miss Lebanon to have a catfight during the swimsuit portion to decide supremacy of the middle east. The first to rip off the other's gold bikini wins

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Hopefully they get a full Brazilian Wax before the event.......that's a hairy part of the world.
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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:14 PM   #3
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Miss Lebanon has a groin that looks like a wooly mammoth, according to The Enquirer.
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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:16 PM   #4
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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:17 PM   #5
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Miss Lebanon has a groin that looks like a wooly mammoth, according to The Enquirer.



I've met some pretty hot Lebanese women.....and one look at their arms lets you know that it's gonna be thick!
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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:22 PM   #6
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I've met some pretty hot Lebanese women.....and one look at their arms lets you know that it's gonna be thick!

Soooooooooo, there's gonna be alot of hair pulling
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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:22 PM   #7
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She is going to have to wear capris to the bikini contest to keep the rubble from blossoming out the bottom.
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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:23 PM   #8
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Soooooooooo, there's gonna be alot of hair pulling
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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:24 PM   #9
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She is going to have to wear capris to the bikini contest to keep the rubble from blossoming out the bottom.


She might actually need a snowsuit.
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Old July 21st, 2006, 06:29 PM   #10
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Old July 21st, 2006, 07:20 PM   #11
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Afro armpits !!



Uggghhh!!!
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Old July 21st, 2006, 07:27 PM   #12
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Uggghhh!!!
Dear God Denny, the woman looked like she had a small grizzly bear between her legs and you're griping about a relatively small amount of armpit hair??
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Old July 21st, 2006, 08:28 PM   #13
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Old July 21st, 2006, 09:51 PM   #14
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